sad turd, eh [Saturday]
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Originally Posted by MBasile
my bright idea for the night
problem: people keep driving up my driveway in the middle of the night and sitting there with their car running and brights on wondering where the hell they are because the numbers on my long, twisty-*** road don't go in order...and its quite annoying
solution: put a sign with a spotlight on it that says "This is the wrong driveway...unless we told you to look for this sign, then this is the right driveway....but otherwise its the wrong driveway...........go away" and then a little ways above that sign, another sign that says "I said go away, dont come up here to turn around" and then a third sign that says "the gates are closing in behind you, welcome to hell"
problem: people keep driving up my driveway in the middle of the night and sitting there with their car running and brights on wondering where the hell they are because the numbers on my long, twisty-*** road don't go in order...and its quite annoying
solution: put a sign with a spotlight on it that says "This is the wrong driveway...unless we told you to look for this sign, then this is the right driveway....but otherwise its the wrong driveway...........go away" and then a little ways above that sign, another sign that says "I said go away, dont come up here to turn around" and then a third sign that says "the gates are closing in behind you, welcome to hell"
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Eh. Your signs lack teh funny. If I weren't going to bed, I'd make up something better..
I'm finally le tired after a mixture of trazadone, cocktails and cable news...
I have some cool pics from the last weeks escapades, but I'm to lazy to upload them.
I have some cool pics from the last weeks escapades, but I'm to lazy to upload them.
Last edited by VIBEELEVEN; Jul 29, 2006 at 01:21 AM.
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Originally Posted by Cohnster
The Park Nightclub = LAME!!!
Press Club + Single Friendly Women = THE AWESOMENESS!!!
That is all...
Press Club + Single Friendly Women = THE AWESOMENESS!!!
That is all...
note to self...
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Originally Posted by Cohnster
The Park Nightclub = LAME!!!
Press Club + Single Friendly Women = THE AWESOMENESS!!!
That is all...
Press Club + Single Friendly Women = THE AWESOMENESS!!!
That is all...
Originally Posted by newyorkreload
I think this world needs more greedy bastards.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/....ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/....ap/index.html
ps: the reason the Dem's didn't like the bill was for 2 reasons 1) It included a tax cut (OMFGNO!) 2) The Republicans got something they wanted.
Last edited by jvick125; Jul 29, 2006 at 11:33 AM.