Random stuff cut out of the CHP thread - SHAME ON YOU POST WHORES !
Originally Posted by soggynoodles
So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
Can I man the shotgun?

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Originally Posted by SubNub
Maybe you could ask him if you could pump his shotgun too! The police issued shotgun is sort of short so don't worry, you can handle it.
How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."
hehehhe
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
They have sawed off shotguns?
How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?
Yes?
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."
hehehhe

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."
hehehhe

Originally Posted by soggynoodles
They have sawed off shotguns?
How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?
Yes?
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."
hehehhe

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."
hehehhe

Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.
(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)
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Originally Posted by SubNub
They don't have "Sawed off" shotguns per say but they do use a short barrel gun that is not available to the public anymore. The short barrel assures accuracy because the spray is probably slightly larger than a basketball.
Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.
(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)
Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.
(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)

Yes?
hahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
Can I man the shotgun?

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Originally Posted by Oaf
After the Hollywood Body Armor-wearing bad guy incident, they get:




