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Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:31 AM
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I bet you would enjoy that.
Only if I get to shoot you in the knee cap.
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:33 AM
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Only if I get to shoot you in the knee cap.
I did deserve that
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:35 AM
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So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?

Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
Maybe you could ask him if you could pump his shotgun too! The police issued shotgun is sort of short so don't worry, you can handle it.
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:41 AM
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Sorry Soggy! (I didn't even go anywhere with the Ride along theme)
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:42 AM
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Maybe you could ask him if you could pump his shotgun too! The police issued shotgun is sort of short so don't worry, you can handle it.
They have sawed off shotguns?

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."

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Originally Posted by Scott@S-S

You will pay scott!!!
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:44 AM
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no looks like you will be paying in child support
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
They have sawed off shotguns?

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."

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hahaha
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
They have sawed off shotguns?

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."

hehehhe


They don't have "Sawed off" shotguns per say but they do use a short barrel gun that is not available to the public anymore. The short barrel assures accuracy because the spray is probably slightly larger than a basketball.

Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.

(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:53 AM
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They don't have "Sawed off" shotguns per say but they do use a short barrel gun that is not available to the public anymore. The short barrel assures accuracy because the spray is probably slightly larger than a basketball.

Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.

(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)
I could always plant some keys before I call.

Yes?

hahahahaha.
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
After the Hollywood Body Armor-wearing bad guy incident, they get:
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
Don't forget to cup the shells.
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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After the Hollywood Body Armor-wearing bad guy incident, they get:
I bought one of those last night for $3100. Came with silencer and 30 rounds.
Old Jan 7, 2005 | 09:12 AM
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I bought one of those last night for $3100. Came with silencer and 30 rounds.
that's my choice for Counter Terrorists...



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