Okay, you jackholes. I went to KFC today and instead of ordering boneless honey bbq wings like I wanted to, I ordered the "new" popcorn chicken because you guys have been talking about it so much.

I have not had popcorn chicken since the first time it came out. Truthfully, it used to be my favorite until KFC introduced the boneless honey bbq wings. Ever since then I have order the BHBW's with hot sauce.

But today, for some assanine reason, I thought I would take your advice and get the "new with more meat" (WTF seriously if you have to say that there is more meat...) popcorn chicken with honey mustard dipping sauce.

My assesment:

The "new" popcorn chicken is the same as the old popcorn chicken: chicken skin and leftover bits fried in batter and packed in a greasy box. Well, to be fair, everything at KFC is packed in a greasy box. In fact, now that I finished off a "large" box of popcorn chicken, I wouldn't mind being packing in a greasy box, myself. I wish I ordered BHBW's

BHBW's w/hotsauce > popcorn chicken w/honey mustard sauce

vote *****es!!!

 

ha ha, you listened to us.... that is mistake #1

 

I don't know about you ryball but I voted for donkey.

 

I can feel the coating of grease in my mouth, down my throat, and in my stomach...

Not predicting good things happening later for my bathroom break...

 

:donkey: is a perfectly acceptable answer.

 

you white people and your weak stomachs...

 

grease is good.

 

Who's white?

 

Soggy is....

 

My bowels feel like two cats in a burlap sack that got thrown into the river.

I'm going to the crapper. I will make sure to give you a VERY detailed description of the results.

 

*unsubscribes*

 

i prefer the chicken strips.

 

me too

 

hahaha.....wait am I?

 

:waves hand like a jedi: yes you are....