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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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Phony doctor gives free breast exams

This is too funny :rotfl: The chicks he "assaulted" had it coming for being sofaking dumb!

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...US-BREASTS.xml

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
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The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag
Great, they had to point out the balck and white connection here.

Now Jesse Jackson has one more thing to be hypothesizing and proselytizing about with regards to racial implications of current situations...
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Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment
Old Apr 20, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment
I don't think it would be as easy to find a guy to put his ***** in your butt as it would be to get a dumb chick to let you do a breast exam
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Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment

and that kids, is the hanging curve ball of the internet
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I don't think it would be as easy to find a guy to put his ***** in your butt as it would be to get a dumb chick to let you do a breast exam
That depends on location. I bet he could get guys to pay him for that service if he went to one of the larger cities in the bay area...
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I don't think it would be as easy to find a guy to put his ***** in your butt as it would be to get a dumb chick to let you do a breast exam
:rotfl:

BOOOYYYAAAH!!
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Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment

this sir is why i boycott meets.

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and that kids, is the hanging curve ball of the internet
and sonicsuby hit that one out of the park
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment


Leaving that comment out there is like leaving a bleeding goat in a shark tank.



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