Ok, I was listening to some old CDs and heard the "Because I Got High" song and some other knock offs of it. And this all came to mind, so for it to work you need to think of the song and replace the words. Zoeb, this one is for you:

I-club was running slow and we didn't know why...

The Admin looked into it and found out why...

There was a note and a P.S. stating who it was by,

It was our good friend Zoeb and I think I know why...

because he got high
because he got high
because he got high...

da dat da dat da duh duh Duh

Some may ask why I wrote this song, so let me tell you why,

I am sitting here with nothing to do, watching the time go by...

Normally I post ***** in the forums, but can't and now we all know why,

because he got high
because he got high
because he got high...

da dat da dat da duh duh Duh

because he got high
because he got high
because he got high...

I-club lives again, so I'll say good bye

If I-club falls again, we'll blame Zoeb and do you know why?

because he got high
because he got high
because he got high...

 

So what do you say you do here ?

 

do you do any work at all?

 

I have a confession, I have no job... I just sit at home and watch the forums all day...

 

I thought you were a full time *****!

 

shhh, that is suppose to be a secret night job Icehole!

 

I am going to call your IT department

 

BUSTED!

 

(O_o)
are you threatening me????

 

only if I have to

 

fixed, n00b.

 

whatever

 

You have high marks for creativity, but in reality it pints a poor poor picture of your i-club addiction. Admitting that you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

 

I've already admitted it...

 

11 more steps to go....