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Old 03-18-2005, 09:42 AM
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I get this toyota email newsletter thing. I got this one today. It was just painful to read. I could just imagine a 50 year old man with his "what's hip today" catch-phrase manual.

Mun2 cable network's primetime music show The Roof teamed up with Toyota to keep "bringing it" by holding-it-down in Miami South Beach, Roof-style at Club Mansion on March 3rd, sponsored by Toyota Corolla.

On December 3rd, The Roof, along with Toyota Tacoma, kicked-off another bangin' Anniversary concert in Dallas, Texas.

The music was bumpin', the dancing was crazy and Toyota Tacoma was keepin' it all real. This year along with new custom signage, Toyota Tacoma showed up VIP-style with chrome wheels and a complete wrap of the red truck in The Roof logos.

The music ranged from soulful R&B ballads to upbeat Columbian rhythms to the music phenomena that recently hit the mainstream radio airwaves called Reggaeton.
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Who wrote that piece of ****?
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did anyone catch last weeks episode of "the apprentice"? there was some late 30's early 40's ho on there from the mid-west trying to act "hip".



this kind of crap reminds me of John Lovitz in "High School High"
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did anyone catch last weeks episode of "the apprentice"? there was some late 30's early 40's ho on there from the mid-west trying to act "hip".
I can't stand that chic.
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Why is the truck written like it was an actual person?
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Why is the truck written like it was an actual person?
Because it is.
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Why is the truck written like it was an actual person?
Leave the poor truck alone. It's not it's fault. It's just tryin' to keep it real, homie.
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The music ranged from soulful R&B ballads to upbeat Columbian rhythms,puncuated with the sounds of AK-47 fire, to the music phenomena that recently hit the mainstream radio airwaves called Reggaeton.
Hey, yo, let's go take in some fresh sounds & look at the dope new Tacoma.
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Old 03-18-2005, 10:18 AM
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Hey, yo, let's go take in some fresh sounds & look at the dope new Tacoma.
w0rd. oh, wait, wouldn't that be "...peep the dope new Tacoma."?

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Originally Posted by RussB
this kind of crap reminds me of John Lovitz in "High School High"

"I'm a rhinestone cowboy..."
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i ave no dig fa yous all, i finally got a wicked job writin toyota's press releases and yous geezers tear me apart ova it...
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i ave no dig fa yous all, i finally got a wicked job writin toyota's press releases and yous geezers tear me apart ova it...
LOL!
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Wait why are we making fun of that really cool article?
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