Sure beats working...

 

back in 5 with 50...

 

I have to own up to something, I may have to deduct one song title from my tally. I emailed it to my brother who is also an OB fan and he pointed out that I used:
Useless as a song title when the actual title is Can't See (Useless)...

But all in all not bad from memory...

 

touche

 

I would like to make a motion to DQ BAN SUVS for missing the self imposed deadline and looking up song names...

 

Once upon a time in the west the two young lovers_Romeo and Juliet were walking hand in hand, calling Elvis from so far away after conducting private investigations of a lady writer with a six blade knife_in the gallery, spotted the sultans of swing, you and your friend, and les boys_southbound again with the bug after twisting by the pool_in the gallery of the wild west end of telegraph road after doing the walk of life with a single-handed sailor and the portobello belle and asked "Where do you think you're going, after setting me up with the lions with industrial disease to punch my ticket to heaven where it never rains on the solid rock, like some kind of angel of mercy?" to which you replied "Why worry, it's one world where the man's too strong for us to ride across the riverflowing with the water of love with the news, even if we burn heavy fuel and expresso love we'll skateaway and fade to black before we can get to my parties_on every street of the planet of new orleans." and your friend added "how long until you follow me home with your latest trick in your iron hand, because when it comes to you and your brothers in arms, you want money for nothing but choose love over gold every time."

That's 51... and every Dire Straits song ever released on a studio album.

 

Looking them up is legal, and while this game sure beats working, when the boss comes in to give me more work, I set aside the playlist.

 

Meh, I've seen 150° on the ramp in the Desert, and it'll get to around 100° here with 100% humidity in the summer. It's miserable. So no worries about going back to Beale

 

I am not going to go look up 7 more song titles, a true fan should not have to. I bet I can come up with at least that many from memory before the end of the day though.

 

It's been some time since I could memorize an artist's music catalog; my collection on this computer is up over 500 *days*. Although I did pretty good with Dire straits, I got about 30 from memory.

 

Hey, I'm just busting your ***** a little. I just happen to be a rabid Oingo Boingo fan and went through many long road trips with nothing but Boingo in the CD changer...

Oh yeah, and:
Hey!, The Helpless, Happy and Outrageous Teenage Monster of an Elevator Man who happens to be afraid of Insects, Spiders and Islands said "I'm So Bad, Help Me, I've never been Lost Like This Something Isn't Right, Is This Insanity?, In a Perfect System, I'd keep my Private Life and my Pictures of You to myself and you have the Right to Know that I'm the Same Man I Was Before but It Only Makes Me Laugh that Everybody Needs to Fill the Void, the Little Girls Forbidden Zone with Sweat, Skin, Flesh 'N' Blood, so Take Your Medicine Tender Lumplings and be Tough As Nails while you Try to Believe that When the Lights Go Out and We Close Our Eyes the Violent Love, Wild Sex, Piggies, Pain and Water torture are all you have to look forward to, because it's a New Generation and No One Lives Forever besides it's Good For Your Soul so stop Running On a Treadmill, join the Winning Side and take The Whole Day Off before you become like Kevin and the Clowns of Death sing their Ballad of the Caveman until you don't know if you are Dead or Alive so head on down to a Cool City, I'm Afraid I have a Batchelor Party, Ain't This The Life? - Better Luck Next Time Goodbye, Goodbye you Imposter show some Gratitude and Go Away."


Yeah, 57 and still working from memory...

 

You guys are old.

 

Aw, you're bustin' my ***** here man, you're bustin' my *****!
/Cartman

Bonus points to you if you can top 20 with another artist and/or make a sentence that actually makes sense, like my VH and Alanis entries.

 

Well, dz has little room to argue with you, but I am afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one, you whippersnapper!

 

And you are a *** gargling road ***** who yanks and spanks to fatties with armpit hamsters, so what's your point?