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So I'm driving to work this morning. I'm in 'street racing for jesus' mode, jammin up 50 in the fast lane. Going 85-ish. Behind me is a white GMC blazer, and behind him is a bright red maseratti coupe.
I'm watching the mirrors like always, keeping my eyes out for Baker and Ponch, when I see a very bright reflection off a motorcycle. CHiPs is getting on the freeway from Bradshaw. Guy in the blazer now is trying to come in through my hatch, so I cloak the wagon:
Downshift to 3rd with slow clutch release to slow the car.
This pisses off blazer guy and he goes to switch lanes, but I turn on my blinker. This causes him to shimmy back and forth as he makes the decision to go around me, or let me move over so he can pass. He decides on the latter, so I move over, cruise control set. He rips by me, flips me off as he passes and picks it up to like 90+. The guy in the maseratti proves that he's smart enough to own the car, and sets it to 65 just like me, and we just cruise. I watch the CHP speed up in the lane to my right, then hop on it, pass me, move to the fast lane and hit the lights.
Me and the dude in the maseratti have a good chuckle, then pass the blazer as he receives his driving award on the Zinfandel offramp.
I'm watching the mirrors like always, keeping my eyes out for Baker and Ponch, when I see a very bright reflection off a motorcycle. CHiPs is getting on the freeway from Bradshaw. Guy in the blazer now is trying to come in through my hatch, so I cloak the wagon:
Downshift to 3rd with slow clutch release to slow the car.
This pisses off blazer guy and he goes to switch lanes, but I turn on my blinker. This causes him to shimmy back and forth as he makes the decision to go around me, or let me move over so he can pass. He decides on the latter, so I move over, cruise control set. He rips by me, flips me off as he passes and picks it up to like 90+. The guy in the maseratti proves that he's smart enough to own the car, and sets it to 65 just like me, and we just cruise. I watch the CHP speed up in the lane to my right, then hop on it, pass me, move to the fast lane and hit the lights.
Me and the dude in the maseratti have a good chuckle, then pass the blazer as he receives his driving award on the Zinfandel offramp.
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So I'm driving to work this morning. I'm in 'street racing for jesus' mode, jammin up 50 in the fast lane. Going 85-ish. Behind me is a white GMC blazer, and behind him is a bright red maseratti coupe.
I'm watching the mirrors like always, keeping my eyes out for Baker and Ponch, when I see a very bright reflection off a motorcycle. CHiPs is getting on the freeway from Bradshaw. Guy in the blazer now is trying to come in through my hatch, so I cloak the wagon:
Downshift to 3rd with slow clutch release to slow the car.
This pisses off blazer guy and he goes to switch lanes, but I turn on my blinker. This causes him to shimmy back and forth as he makes the decision to go around me, or let me move over so he can pass. He decides on the latter, so I move over, cruise control set. He rips by me, flips me off as he passes and picks it up to like 90+. The guy in the maseratti proves that he's smart enough to own the car, and sets it to 65 just like me, and we just cruise. I watch the CHP speed up in the lane to my right, then hop on it, pass me, move to the fast lane and hit the lights.
Me and the dude in the maseratti have a good chuckle, then pass the blazer as he receives his driving award on the Zinfandel offramp.
I'm watching the mirrors like always, keeping my eyes out for Baker and Ponch, when I see a very bright reflection off a motorcycle. CHiPs is getting on the freeway from Bradshaw. Guy in the blazer now is trying to come in through my hatch, so I cloak the wagon:
Downshift to 3rd with slow clutch release to slow the car.
This pisses off blazer guy and he goes to switch lanes, but I turn on my blinker. This causes him to shimmy back and forth as he makes the decision to go around me, or let me move over so he can pass. He decides on the latter, so I move over, cruise control set. He rips by me, flips me off as he passes and picks it up to like 90+. The guy in the maseratti proves that he's smart enough to own the car, and sets it to 65 just like me, and we just cruise. I watch the CHP speed up in the lane to my right, then hop on it, pass me, move to the fast lane and hit the lights.
Me and the dude in the maseratti have a good chuckle, then pass the blazer as he receives his driving award on the Zinfandel offramp.
Some people watch waaay too much NASCAR truck series
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should have tapped the horns as you passed just to let him know you owned him!
So I'm driving to work this morning. I'm in 'street racing for jesus' mode, jammin up 50 in the fast lane. Going 85-ish. Behind me is a white GMC blazer, and behind him is a bright red maseratti coupe.
I'm watching the mirrors like always, keeping my eyes out for Baker and Ponch, when I see a very bright reflection off a motorcycle. CHiPs is getting on the freeway from Bradshaw. Guy in the blazer now is trying to come in through my hatch, so I cloak the wagon:
Downshift to 3rd with slow clutch release to slow the car.
This pisses off blazer guy and he goes to switch lanes, but I turn on my blinker. This causes him to shimmy back and forth as he makes the decision to go around me, or let me move over so he can pass. He decides on the latter, so I move over, cruise control set. He rips by me, flips me off as he passes and picks it up to like 90+. The guy in the maseratti proves that he's smart enough to own the car, and sets it to 65 just like me, and we just cruise. I watch the CHP speed up in the lane to my right, then hop on it, pass me, move to the fast lane and hit the lights.
Me and the dude in the maseratti have a good chuckle, then pass the blazer as he receives his driving award on the Zinfandel offramp.
I'm watching the mirrors like always, keeping my eyes out for Baker and Ponch, when I see a very bright reflection off a motorcycle. CHiPs is getting on the freeway from Bradshaw. Guy in the blazer now is trying to come in through my hatch, so I cloak the wagon:
Downshift to 3rd with slow clutch release to slow the car.
This pisses off blazer guy and he goes to switch lanes, but I turn on my blinker. This causes him to shimmy back and forth as he makes the decision to go around me, or let me move over so he can pass. He decides on the latter, so I move over, cruise control set. He rips by me, flips me off as he passes and picks it up to like 90+. The guy in the maseratti proves that he's smart enough to own the car, and sets it to 65 just like me, and we just cruise. I watch the CHP speed up in the lane to my right, then hop on it, pass me, move to the fast lane and hit the lights.
Me and the dude in the maseratti have a good chuckle, then pass the blazer as he receives his driving award on the Zinfandel offramp.
I like subtly aggravating ******* drivers in front of cops. It always makes them do something stupid.
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ATTN: Hippies
smoke less pot, go to school more.
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/0...francisco.html
smoke less pot, go to school more.
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/0...francisco.html
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