VOMIT

under 120plz kthx. 90-120 is the limit here. height goes from 4'10" - 5'9"


And...Its what I do. People have seen. This is no lie. lol

 

its easy to keep the weight off when you have aids and low self esteme

 

booooo for having to spend 2+ hours in the damn DMV fixing their mistake. stupid asses had to call it up to "headquarters" when i rolled in with the cleared check from the bank and copies of all associated paperwork.

on the positive side, there's an entourage marathon on HBO tonight and i've got half a bottle of 151 with my name on it.

 

its allllll good... I got vaccinated for it.
and... i like them when they understand that they have something to prove... it makes them work harder, i'd imagine they work a bit harder than fat chicks...but....wouldn't know.

 

they all work hard if you plant thoughts of diamonds etc in their tiny lil brains. i told the woman there was "a good chance shes was going to have my children".... she thought i meant marriage... in reality i meant "im drunk on Gin and im gona rawdog you"

 

hahahaha