lol'd

 

****ing rent-a-cops

 

do want

 

You must be at SunSplash.

 

that's awfully purdy.

 

Its still just a volkswagen.

 

So's a Bugatti Veyron but I'd still take one

 

So I was at the bar tonight and there was this guy with this semi-attractive girl and you could tell it just was not going well. I think it was for 2 reasons:

a) when I got there he was talking about how the bartender usually wears a mini-skirt and argyle socks (awesome, yes, but not the correct conversation for getting a girl)
2) talking about his fantasy football league

When I got there and he was talking about the skirt I just started laughing (Jack knows why) and then he brought the subject up again and I started laughing again. The girl smiles and giggles and he asked why and she said "the guy over there" because she could tell I didn't know why the **** he'd be talking about mini-skirts to her.

Then when he was talking to the bartender about football and she went "What the hell are you talking about?" when he said the Lions were good, and the girl looked at me and gave me the "he's crazy, huh?" look/hand motion



that was my night

 

hmmm, 9:30, maybe I should start my homework

 

negative. they were driving behind me for 7 miles on the freeway and couldnt tell if it was a popo or a fake...finally when im getting off the freeway i see the side of the car

 

my gf just got a heating pad and was using it in the chair while she was doing some hw...she put it on the ground and unplugged it but while its still warm the two cats are fighting over who gets to it on it

 

if i find out who the hell is using a ****ing table saw right now im going to kick them in their shin

 

Retard, if she keeps glancing over at you, you do what I did...

This girl was talking to some douche, I was giving her this look like THIS GUY?!!? Out of everyone?!?. I could hear how incredibly gay his pick up lines were and she kept giving me this look like... wow...

So next time she made eye contact I simply gave her a come here motion. She told the dude, BRB. She walked over to me and I just said, sorry to take you away from that what sounded like an amazing conversation, but I felt like you needed it. She laughed and we started talking, and then i asked her to dance.

I ended up ****ing her that night, the next time we hung out she did ****... See what possibilities you just missed out on by being a *****?

 

^ mainly the last line right thur

 

I was already chatting up the hot bartender

like I said, she usually wears argyle socks and a mini-skirt.