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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:16 PM
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Picard Maneuver

In the fictional Star Trek universe, the Battle of Maxia was an altercation in 2355 between a Federation ship and a Ferengi vessel. While in the Maxia Zeta solar system, the USS Stargazer (NCC-2893), under the command of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, suffered an unprovoked attack from a then-unidentified alien spacecraft, disabling its deflector shields.


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Picard commanded the Stargazer to make a short warp jump toward the attacking ship, outrunning the light of its own image coming from its former location. The Ferengi were momentarily distracted by what appeared to be a second ship coming out of warp, providing the Stargazer with enough time to destroy them. The crippled Stargazer's crew abandoned her in lifeboats and shuttlecraft, without scuttling her, and were recovered ten weeks later. Picard was court-martialed, but cleared of wrongdoing.

The "Picard Maneuver" became required reading for Starfleet Academy students, though it would only work against enemies limited to sub-light sensors.

Amongst the Ferengi losses was Daimon Bok's son. After his death, Bok became obsessed with gaining revenge on Picard for his son's death, to the point of mental instability. This mental illness was recognized by his fellow Ferengi because he became motivated by desire for revenge rather than desire for profit, as Ferengi norms dictate.

Off-camera, staff members began to jokingly refer to Patrick Stewart's habit of tugging down his shirt as he stood up as the "Picard Maneuver".
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Picard Maneuver

In the fictional Star Trek universe, the Battle of Maxia was an altercation in 2355 between a Federation ship and a Ferengi vessel. While in the Maxia Zeta solar system, the USS Stargazer (NCC-2893), under the command of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, suffered an unprovoked attack from a then-unidentified alien spacecraft, disabling its deflector shields.


[edit] Picard Maneuver
Picard commanded the Stargazer to make a short warp jump toward the attacking ship, outrunning the light of its own image coming from its former location. The Ferengi were momentarily distracted by what appeared to be a second ship coming out of warp, providing the Stargazer with enough time to destroy them. The crippled Stargazer's crew abandoned her in lifeboats and shuttlecraft, without scuttling her, and were recovered ten weeks later. Picard was court-martialed, but cleared of wrongdoing.

The "Picard Maneuver" became required reading for Starfleet Academy students, though it would only work against enemies limited to sub-light sensors.

Amongst the Ferengi losses was Daimon Bok's son. After his death, Bok became obsessed with gaining revenge on Picard for his son's death, to the point of mental instability. This mental illness was recognized by his fellow Ferengi because he became motivated by desire for revenge rather than desire for profit, as Ferengi norms dictate.

Off-camera, staff members began to jokingly refer to Patrick Stewart's habit of tugging down his shirt as he stood up as the "Picard Maneuver".
whoopty doo?
/fingerwave
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
whoopty doo?
/fingerwave
Go get frostbite, skank.
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Ok, which one of you mother****ers is relocating bobcats to my house!?!
I'm tired of running through the woods, wearing nothing but a t shirt & boots, at three in the goddamn morning.
My nipples have frost bite & my ears are still ****ing ringing.
sorry wont let it happen again
on a different note... mmmmm paul running through the woods with a tshirt and boots is hawt
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Egan
THE WEDDING TEST...
Haha! :rotfl:
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:30 PM
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wtf is up with the star trek triva???


hi


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HI2U ^_^
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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fyi
star trek is for teh gheys
that is all
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
fyi
star trek is for teh gheys
that is all
f u ***, startrek was a helluva lot better written show than most anything else on television, I'm no trekkie, I just like a good show, allot bettter than ****ing Seinfeld or Friends.
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:47 PM
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star trek....dnd....wow....all that crap.....
still the same ghey.

/queue the nerd fight.
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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I understand the hatred for Friends, but I still don't get why you guys don't like Seinfeld. It was one of the best shows ever. Kbye.

Star Trek: TNG > All other Star Treks
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
star trek....dnd....wow....all that crap.....
still the same ghey.

/queue the nerd fight.

Damn MTG geeks
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
I understand the hatred for Friends, but I still don't get why you guys don't like Seinfeld. It was one of the best shows ever. Kbye.

Star Trek: TNG > All other Star Treks
Seinfeld is completely unfunny and Jerry Seinfeld is ****ing annoying.
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Cohnster
f u ***, startrek was a helluva lot better written show than most anything else on television, I'm no trekkie, I just like a good show, allot bettter than ****ing Seinfeld or Friends.
lol, I read that as "sharttrek" :rotfl:
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Cohnster
f u ***, startrek was a helluva lot better written show than most anything else on television, I'm no trekkie, I just like a good show, allot bettter than ****ing Seinfeld or Friends.
You need to be watching Battlestar Galactica.
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You need to be watching Battlestar Galactica.

starbuck.. WAS NOT A CHICK !



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