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Old Feb 28, 2008 | 06:24 PM
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1: claim to have a "gag reflex" when changing diapers. your life will be much easier.

b) make that ho nurse, formula costs big monies.

III - if your kid gets pink eye, you get pink eye.

quattro. you won't sleep much for the first few weeks.
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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When is the baby shower?
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if it's a girl, might as well start calling John son from now on...
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by RussB
"gag reflex"
If the gag reflex hadn't been an issue he probably wouldn't be having these problems.
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 06:56 PM
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if it's a boy, might as well start calling John son from now on...
Fixed...
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 06:57 PM
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^ damn. You got me. Well, you technically got him. Haha
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HOLY HELL!!!!!! I read this thread title WAYYYY wrong


I read it:

The "Lets give away furleys unsolicited baby" thread
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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^ haha, but who would take it?
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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So you're telling me we're not giving away a baby?
Old Feb 28, 2008 | 11:48 PM
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@1:45 :::Furley:::
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Old Feb 29, 2008 | 01:51 AM
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"right into a dude's ***..."

best damn scene in the whole movie. the pink eye bit was a good second.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 06:07 AM
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Look on the bright side, when that thing gets old enough it'll bring you beer.
Old Feb 29, 2008 | 07:28 AM
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Look on the bright side, when that thing gets old enough it'll bring you beer.

And if it's a girl....hawt friends!!!:RockOn - not mine:



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