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From: In SoggyNoodles Low Rise Pants
Car Info: 2008 Legacy Spec-B
So here is my epic adventure into the world we call earth today.
I was driving in the fast lane moving quit swiftly(75mph on 80). When all of a sudden the fast lane comes to a halt for no ****ing reason whatsoever. I switch lanes so I can continue my endeavor at a reasonable pace as the freeway is now starting to slow. I realize what this choads are slowing down for is a motorcycle cop who pulled over a ricer for driving in the carpool lane, and he pulled up against the median.
Fine Whatever, I realize this is a very important thing that we all MUST look at and try to figure out exactly what happened to be able to continue our day since we are all mini CSI drive-by detectives. I continue my adventure...
I pull behind an H1, there is a prius driving along side it, so the two of them have a combined 3mpg. I realized if I ever owned a full size 6.5L Turbo Diesel hummer i'd get a bumper sticker that said **** A PRIUS!!!!! and drive around lawling at everyone...
This does not end this epic adventure. As I get to the split I know an amazing dark grey porsche 911 turbo. I almost started fapping in my car as I slowly started to pull up along side of it. Well this was at the split and since people apparently don't get this whole concept of merging they must come to a 1mph crawl with frequent hard brakes for no apparent reason. Well the Porsche decided it needed to hard brake, and didn't account that it had a piece of **** Ford Ranger behind it. The Ranger locked up it's brake leaving some smoke and came an INCH, literally, probably less then an inch from hitting the back of the porsche. I mean like it still might have knicked it. I was like OHHH ****...
It does not end there...
So as I was driving farther down the freeway, I pass a crew cab silverado towing a pretty decent size motor home. Well the lights on the motor home were not hooked up at all. SO you have no idea when he wanted to switch lanes or stop. This guy was turning on his blinker for 1/2 a second and literally just started coming over into the lane. He made atleast 5 people SLAM On their brakes because they were halfway passed his trailer and hoped to drop back far enough to not get hit by the trailer. I was in AWW no one got hit.....
GOD I love driving into work every morning
I was driving in the fast lane moving quit swiftly(75mph on 80). When all of a sudden the fast lane comes to a halt for no ****ing reason whatsoever. I switch lanes so I can continue my endeavor at a reasonable pace as the freeway is now starting to slow. I realize what this choads are slowing down for is a motorcycle cop who pulled over a ricer for driving in the carpool lane, and he pulled up against the median.
Fine Whatever, I realize this is a very important thing that we all MUST look at and try to figure out exactly what happened to be able to continue our day since we are all mini CSI drive-by detectives. I continue my adventure...
I pull behind an H1, there is a prius driving along side it, so the two of them have a combined 3mpg. I realized if I ever owned a full size 6.5L Turbo Diesel hummer i'd get a bumper sticker that said **** A PRIUS!!!!! and drive around lawling at everyone...
This does not end this epic adventure. As I get to the split I know an amazing dark grey porsche 911 turbo. I almost started fapping in my car as I slowly started to pull up along side of it. Well this was at the split and since people apparently don't get this whole concept of merging they must come to a 1mph crawl with frequent hard brakes for no apparent reason. Well the Porsche decided it needed to hard brake, and didn't account that it had a piece of **** Ford Ranger behind it. The Ranger locked up it's brake leaving some smoke and came an INCH, literally, probably less then an inch from hitting the back of the porsche. I mean like it still might have knicked it. I was like OHHH ****...
It does not end there...
So as I was driving farther down the freeway, I pass a crew cab silverado towing a pretty decent size motor home. Well the lights on the motor home were not hooked up at all. SO you have no idea when he wanted to switch lanes or stop. This guy was turning on his blinker for 1/2 a second and literally just started coming over into the lane. He made atleast 5 people SLAM On their brakes because they were halfway passed his trailer and hoped to drop back far enough to not get hit by the trailer. I was in AWW no one got hit.....
GOD I love driving into work every morning
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So here is my epic adventure into the world we call earth today.
I was driving in the fast lane moving quit swiftly(75mph on 80). When all of a sudden the fast lane comes to a halt for no ****ing reason whatsoever. I switch lanes so I can continue my endeavor at a reasonable pace as the freeway is now starting to slow. I realize what this choads are slowing down for is a motorcycle cop who pulled over a ricer for driving in the carpool lane, and he pulled up against the median.
Fine Whatever, I realize this is a very important thing that we all MUST look at and try to figure out exactly what happened to be able to continue our day since we are all mini CSI drive-by detectives. I continue my adventure...
I pull behind an H1, there is a prius driving along side it, so the two of them have a combined 3mpg. I realized if I ever owned a full size 6.5L Turbo Diesel hummer i'd get a bumper sticker that said **** A PRIUS!!!!! and drive around lawling at everyone...
This does not end this epic adventure. As I get to the split I know an amazing dark grey porsche 911 turbo. I almost started fapping in my car as I slowly started to pull up along side of it. Well this was at the split and since people apparently don't get this whole concept of merging they must come to a 1mph crawl with frequent hard brakes for no apparent reason. Well the Porsche decided it needed to hard brake, and didn't account that it had a piece of **** Ford Ranger behind it. The Ranger locked up it's brake leaving some smoke and came an INCH, literally, probably less then an inch from hitting the back of the porsche. I mean like it still might have knicked it. I was like OHHH ****...
It does not end there...
So as I was driving farther down the freeway, I pass a crew cab silverado towing a pretty decent size motor home. Well the lights on the motor home were not hooked up at all. SO you have no idea when he wanted to switch lanes or stop. This guy was turning on his blinker for 1/2 a second and literally just started coming over into the lane. He made atleast 5 people SLAM On their brakes because they were halfway passed his trailer and hoped to drop back far enough to not get hit by the trailer. I was in AWW no one got hit.....
GOD I love driving into work every morning
I was driving in the fast lane moving quit swiftly(75mph on 80). When all of a sudden the fast lane comes to a halt for no ****ing reason whatsoever. I switch lanes so I can continue my endeavor at a reasonable pace as the freeway is now starting to slow. I realize what this choads are slowing down for is a motorcycle cop who pulled over a ricer for driving in the carpool lane, and he pulled up against the median.
Fine Whatever, I realize this is a very important thing that we all MUST look at and try to figure out exactly what happened to be able to continue our day since we are all mini CSI drive-by detectives. I continue my adventure...
I pull behind an H1, there is a prius driving along side it, so the two of them have a combined 3mpg. I realized if I ever owned a full size 6.5L Turbo Diesel hummer i'd get a bumper sticker that said **** A PRIUS!!!!! and drive around lawling at everyone...
This does not end this epic adventure. As I get to the split I know an amazing dark grey porsche 911 turbo. I almost started fapping in my car as I slowly started to pull up along side of it. Well this was at the split and since people apparently don't get this whole concept of merging they must come to a 1mph crawl with frequent hard brakes for no apparent reason. Well the Porsche decided it needed to hard brake, and didn't account that it had a piece of **** Ford Ranger behind it. The Ranger locked up it's brake leaving some smoke and came an INCH, literally, probably less then an inch from hitting the back of the porsche. I mean like it still might have knicked it. I was like OHHH ****...
It does not end there...
So as I was driving farther down the freeway, I pass a crew cab silverado towing a pretty decent size motor home. Well the lights on the motor home were not hooked up at all. SO you have no idea when he wanted to switch lanes or stop. This guy was turning on his blinker for 1/2 a second and literally just started coming over into the lane. He made atleast 5 people SLAM On their brakes because they were halfway passed his trailer and hoped to drop back far enough to not get hit by the trailer. I was in AWW no one got hit.....
GOD I love driving into work every morning
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From: In SoggyNoodles Low Rise Pants
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ya, i don't get where people get the idea they can pull over to the left shoulder... I'd write them up for a ticket for that too if I was the cop