DICTIONARY FOR WOMAN'S PERSONAL ADS


40-ish........................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No ****
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former ****
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................B* *ch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants SoulMate...............................Stalker


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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LMAO.... that is so funny!

 

hahaha

/me ducks

 

nice

 

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Ding ding ding! I think you tagged Matt with that one ROFFLE!~ Everything on that list is so true.