Kim Jong Chol knows exactly how to rid the world of terrorism
Thread Starter
VIP Member
iTrader: (3)
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 17,466
From: The BLC
Car Info: Legacy GT
Kim Jong Chol knows exactly how to rid the world of terrorism
He's right you know. :rotfl:
http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertain...76&p=y6z69558z
http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertain...76&p=y6z69558z
Belgian movie hardman Jean-Claude Van Damme is being head-hunted to solve the world's terrorism problems, by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's son and potential successor.
Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.
And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.
Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."
Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.
And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.
Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."
Registered User
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 9,198
From: I gotta have more cow bell!!!!
Car Info: 05 STi
There's a huge article about this in this month's GQ magazine. It's pretty informative. Those fawkers are all insane and grew up in the most excentric, fawked up child hood ever.
Father Time
iTrader: (4)
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 6,699
From: You're doing it wrong!
Car Info: This aint a bag. It's a shipment.
Originally Posted by RussB
next he's going to invite all the world leaders to his palace to listen to a presentation by the Film Actors Guild.
Father Time
iTrader: (4)
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 6,699
From: You're doing it wrong!
Car Info: This aint a bag. It's a shipment.
Originally Posted by RussB
you clearly did not see what i did there.
Or did I still miss it?
"I'm so ronery."
VIP Member
iTrader: (2)
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 9,351
From: pompous douchebag
Car Info: $200,000 sports car
Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
Ummm. Alan Baldwin is a crappy actor and gets his head blown off and stuff. Then the roach jumps in his ship and takes off.
Or did I still miss it?
"I'm so ronery."
Or did I still miss it?
"I'm so ronery."
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
verc
Bay Area
15
Dec 28, 2010 11:04 PM