I just got this e-mail from our HR department.

Are you thirsty for a can of Red Bull soda? If so, Red Bull will be here tomorrow (today) to quench your thirst!

As a free promotional offer, representatives from Red Bull will be here on Friday (11/12) from 1:30pm - 2:30pm to distribute cans of soda to our staff and agents. This offer is meant to be a fun and harmless token of appreciation to all of us.

Kick ***

jonathan

 

I'd enjoy that if I liked Red Bull.

 

I want to work where you work.
All we got was free burrito from Chipotle. Uck!

 

Do they give you the requisite vodka to go with that?

 

Uck!?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU BOY!?!

 

It's not good for you.

It's NASTY! @_@

 

Yeah, but popcorn "chicken" is?

 

shadddup, popcorn chicken is DA BOMB..

*slaps Ryball*

hehe

 

i hate it when people, especially managers or hr, tell you the intent behind their actions... why can't they just give you guys some free red bull and leave it at that.

this message was meant to vent my frustration about people telling you what their intent is to do something nice rather than just doing it.

 

Hahaha. Yeah... well we have a lot of people here who get suspicious at the smallest things, so the HR department was just protecting themselves I guess.

I usually spend $2 every morning for red bull though. Wonder if I can score some other random red bull items..

 

ask if you can drive the gh3y little red bull jeep thingy around.

 

and then try to flip it

 

and then blame it on the RE92's.

 

When the redbull people visited my work a few years ago they brought hot chicks in skimpy outfits with them. Hopefully they do the same now.

-Chris

 

That's affirmative! Two of those little jeep things with the giant red bull can on top, and several girls in skimpy outfits, but only some hot. Good times.