It's Scott's day off when...
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
It's Suinday, too much booze. My head hurts.
Mrs Oaf & I went to a crab feed last night.
She had several oyster/tequila shooters, wine, and beer.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 metric tons of crab, I had to pour her back into the car, and listen to her scream "wooohooo" like a high school girl while driving through the woods.
But at least you're not at work...like me
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
there are no new threads since midnight. 
Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!Hey!!!!!!
Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...
Scotty doens't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
I did her on his birthday.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty's gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!
Originally Posted by Oaf
You're a vagina.
Mrs Oaf & I went to a crab feed last night.
She had several oyster/tequila shooters, wine, and beer.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 metric tons of crab, I had to pour her back into the car, and listen to her scream "wooohooo" like a high school girl while driving through the woods.
But at least you're not at work...like me
Mrs Oaf & I went to a crab feed last night.
She had several oyster/tequila shooters, wine, and beer.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 metric tons of crab, I had to pour her back into the car, and listen to her scream "wooohooo" like a high school girl while driving through the woods.
But at least you're not at work...like me
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Originally Posted by Oaf
You're a vagina.
Mrs Oaf & I went to a crab feed last night.
She had several oyster/tequila shooters, wine, and beer.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 metric tons of crab, I had to pour her back into the car, and listen to her scream "wooohooo" like a high school girl while driving through the woods.
But at least you're not at work...like me
Mrs Oaf & I went to a crab feed last night.
She had several oyster/tequila shooters, wine, and beer.
After stuffing ourselves with 4 metric tons of crab, I had to pour her back into the car, and listen to her scream "wooohooo" like a high school girl while driving through the woods.
But at least you're not at work...like me
Was it for your kids school? My kids school is doing a crab feed do they serve booze there?
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Serving liquor at a school fundraiser sounds like a recipe for disaster.
deyes: Look you gutter sllllluutt. Youd haad beetter give my kid an Aaa or I'm gonna OWN YOU!
deyes: Look you gutter sllllluutt. Youd haad beetter give my kid an Aaa or I'm gonna OWN YOU!
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Originally Posted by deyes
Was it for your kids school? My kids school is doing a crab feed do they serve booze there?