Its Humpday ******!!
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Originally Posted by TitanSTI
so one of the cooks and his girldfriend came into the restraunt to eat yesterday. neither of them speak a word of english, so their kids had to translate for them.
she wanted a pina collada...........
the look on an illegal messicans face is very similar to a deer in the headlights when you ask to see their ID.
she got a virgin pina collada......
she wanted a pina collada...........
the look on an illegal messicans face is very similar to a deer in the headlights when you ask to see their ID.
she got a virgin pina collada......
Oh and btw just as I expected (actually it happened alot sooner than I thought) since yesterday was REALLY crowded at the gym more than half of the loosers that went yesterday DIDN'T show up today and it was back to only maybe 80 people in there tops
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
Hmmm...you win this round Cohn! 

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Originally Posted by Cohnster
(fun to play with, hard to get a handle on them).
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Originally Posted by Cohnster
What's wierd is I mainly go for small boobed women now, I've had my fill of big ***** I guess (fun to play with, hard to get a handle on them).

Originally Posted by sonicsuby
You need bigger hands. Next time you have a big boobed girlfriend, give me a call and I'll show you how to grab them.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
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that's pretty cooll....
and as far as the boob thing goes... all u need is a handful, the only thing that really matters is da booottyyyy... I will take a girl with a nice *** any day of the week before a nice pair of ****
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
that's pretty cooll....
and as far as the boob thing goes... all u need is a handful, the only thing that really matters is da booottyyyy... I will take a girl with a nice *** any day of the week before a nice pair of ****
and as far as the boob thing goes... all u need is a handful, the only thing that really matters is da booottyyyy... I will take a girl with a nice *** any day of the week before a nice pair of ****
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
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P.S. Today is my mom's b-day.


