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WTF is wrong with people...
I go into the bathroom. We have two toilet stalls (I've gotta take a number 2). I go into one of them...and there's a buncha pee all over the toilet seat...hella ghey.
The other stall is occupied by a guy taking a ****, when there's three open urinals. So I wait.
No joke, this guy stood there making his urine come out in 1 second bursts for, and I timed it, about 1 minute and 15 seconds. I had to leave the bathroom because I was about to burst in laughter. WTF was he doing? he would **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second, then **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second.
This world is ****ed.
I go into the bathroom. We have two toilet stalls (I've gotta take a number 2). I go into one of them...and there's a buncha pee all over the toilet seat...hella ghey.
The other stall is occupied by a guy taking a ****, when there's three open urinals. So I wait.
No joke, this guy stood there making his urine come out in 1 second bursts for, and I timed it, about 1 minute and 15 seconds. I had to leave the bathroom because I was about to burst in laughter. WTF was he doing? he would **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second, then **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second.
This world is ****ed.
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Originally Posted by SubyN00by
WTF is wrong with people...
I go into the bathroom. We have two toilet stalls (I've gotta take a number 2). I go into one of them...and there's a buncha pee all over the toilet seat...hella ghey.
The other stall is occupied by a guy taking a ****, when there's three open urinals. So I wait.
No joke, this guy stood there making his urine come out in 1 second bursts for, and I timed it, about 1 minute and 15 seconds. I had to leave the bathroom because I was about to burst in laughter. WTF was he doing? he would **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second, then **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second.
This world is ****ed.
I go into the bathroom. We have two toilet stalls (I've gotta take a number 2). I go into one of them...and there's a buncha pee all over the toilet seat...hella ghey.
The other stall is occupied by a guy taking a ****, when there's three open urinals. So I wait.
No joke, this guy stood there making his urine come out in 1 second bursts for, and I timed it, about 1 minute and 15 seconds. I had to leave the bathroom because I was about to burst in laughter. WTF was he doing? he would **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second, then **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second.
This world is ****ed.
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Originally Posted by SubyN00by
WTF is wrong with people...
I go into the bathroom. We have two toilet stalls (I've gotta take a number 2). I go into one of them...and there's a buncha pee all over the toilet seat...hella ghey.
The other stall is occupied by a guy taking a ****, when there's three open urinals. So I wait.
No joke, this guy stood there making his urine come out in 1 second bursts for, and I timed it, about 1 minute and 15 seconds. I had to leave the bathroom because I was about to burst in laughter. WTF was he doing? he would **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second, then **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second.
This world is ****ed.
I go into the bathroom. We have two toilet stalls (I've gotta take a number 2). I go into one of them...and there's a buncha pee all over the toilet seat...hella ghey.
The other stall is occupied by a guy taking a ****, when there's three open urinals. So I wait.
No joke, this guy stood there making his urine come out in 1 second bursts for, and I timed it, about 1 minute and 15 seconds. I had to leave the bathroom because I was about to burst in laughter. WTF was he doing? he would **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second, then **** for 1 second, then hold it for 1 second.
This world is ****ed.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
If it was an older guy he was probably doing those kegal (sp) exercises so his gf/wife won't leave him for PE. BAN SUVs would have the details on that..
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Next ime, take a duece in the urinal.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
If it was an older guy he was probably doing those kegal (sp) exercises so his gf/wife won't leave him for PE. BAN SUVs would have the details on that..
