I'm sitting here naked....
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I'm sitting here naked....
Now, befoire you come to smoe crazy conclsion htat Oaf likes to type in the nude, let me explain.
I've ben wanting to get Napoleon Dynamite DVD for some time...in order that mRS OAf could see it.
On my way to the meet Sat night(btw where was my biaches...no oen was there), I swung by Wally's World to exchange....doesn't matter...got the DVD on watched last night with Mrs Oaf.
That means today, we quoted lines back & forth & giggled at each other...I know, "How Gay."
About an hour ago, I was drinking my umpteenth 24oZ can of Mickey's Liquid Courage, when I decided to re-enact the scene in which Napoleon is drinking gatorade by the frisgde...after he's been practicing his dance moves.
Instead of gatorade, I chose to use my freshly opened can of Liquid *******.
Well, the **** foamd up, went up my nose, and all over me.
What ws I talking aboot?
**** it, my special lazdy friend is calling me....
I've ben wanting to get Napoleon Dynamite DVD for some time...in order that mRS OAf could see it.
On my way to the meet Sat night(btw where was my biaches...no oen was there), I swung by Wally's World to exchange....doesn't matter...got the DVD on watched last night with Mrs Oaf.
That means today, we quoted lines back & forth & giggled at each other...I know, "How Gay."
About an hour ago, I was drinking my umpteenth 24oZ can of Mickey's Liquid Courage, when I decided to re-enact the scene in which Napoleon is drinking gatorade by the frisgde...after he's been practicing his dance moves.
Instead of gatorade, I chose to use my freshly opened can of Liquid *******.
Well, the **** foamd up, went up my nose, and all over me.
What ws I talking aboot?
**** it, my special lazdy friend is calling me....
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I'm trying to figure out what you just said. Hold on a second, I'm gonna have to find some malt liquor to translate.
BTW, you must have arrived close to 8pm because we just left the meet spot to eat at Chili's across from the Walmart.
BTW, you must have arrived close to 8pm because we just left the meet spot to eat at Chili's across from the Walmart.
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Originally Posted by Oaf
Now, befoire you come to smoe crazy conclsion htat Oaf likes to type in the nude, let me explain.
I've ben wanting to get Napoleon Dynamite DVD for some time...in order that mRS OAf could see it.
On my way to the meet Sat night(btw where was my biaches...no oen was there), I swung by Wally's World to exchange....doesn't matter...got the DVD on watched last night with Mrs Oaf.
That means today, we quoted lines back & forth & giggled at each other...I know, "How Gay."
About an hour ago, I was drinking my umpteenth 24oZ can of Mickey's Liquid Courage, when I decided to re-enact the scene in which Napoleon is drinking gatorade by the frisgde...after he's been practicing his dance moves.
Instead of gatorade, I chose to use my freshly opened can of Liquid *******.
Well, the **** foamd up, went up my nose, and all over me.
What ws I talking aboot?
**** it, my special lazdy friend is calling me....
I've ben wanting to get Napoleon Dynamite DVD for some time...in order that mRS OAf could see it.
On my way to the meet Sat night(btw where was my biaches...no oen was there), I swung by Wally's World to exchange....doesn't matter...got the DVD on watched last night with Mrs Oaf.
That means today, we quoted lines back & forth & giggled at each other...I know, "How Gay."
About an hour ago, I was drinking my umpteenth 24oZ can of Mickey's Liquid Courage, when I decided to re-enact the scene in which Napoleon is drinking gatorade by the frisgde...after he's been practicing his dance moves.
Instead of gatorade, I chose to use my freshly opened can of Liquid *******.
Well, the **** foamd up, went up my nose, and all over me.
What ws I talking aboot?
**** it, my special lazdy friend is calling me....
Did we just get drunk-posted from Oaf?
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What time did you come to the meet? We were there until 7:45 or so and then headed over to Chili's and their wonderful parking lot. 
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Due to my superior genetic make up,(read comes from a loooong line of alcoholics) my mind is crystal clear & pain free.
Y'know Josh, seeing that my father had at least three wives & unknown # of GFs, we could be 1/2 brothers.
Anyway, are you familiar with the scene in which Napoleon is prcticing his dance moves. He comes out of his room, all sweaty, and begins to chug gatorade straight from the bottle.
While standing by the fridge, he notices LaFawnduh is sitting at the table.
He takes one more chug in an overly dramatic way.
Well, I thought I could do the same thing with a 24oz can of Mickey's Ice(which, by the way, are on sale at Grocery Outlet for $.99/can).
The malt liquor foamed up and I tried to chug it fast, but just couldn't keep up.
The result: Oaf got a malt liquor shower.
Y'know Josh, seeing that my father had at least three wives & unknown # of GFs, we could be 1/2 brothers.
Anyway, are you familiar with the scene in which Napoleon is prcticing his dance moves. He comes out of his room, all sweaty, and begins to chug gatorade straight from the bottle.
While standing by the fridge, he notices LaFawnduh is sitting at the table.
He takes one more chug in an overly dramatic way.
Well, I thought I could do the same thing with a 24oz can of Mickey's Ice(which, by the way, are on sale at Grocery Outlet for $.99/can).
The malt liquor foamed up and I tried to chug it fast, but just couldn't keep up.
The result: Oaf got a malt liquor shower.
