If you know anyone that uses an Kryptonite Evolution 2000 Bike Lock, show them this !

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Old Sep 16, 2004 | 09:41 AM
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If you know anyone that uses an Kryptonite Evolution 2000 Bike Lock, show them this !

This is the most absurd thing I've seen in a very long time.

As you guys might remember, I recently had the nicest set of wheels I've ever had stolen from me. Today I was hanging out with a friend and we got to talking about that - he said his friend showed him just recently how to open a U-Lock with a ball point pen.

Of course I didn't believe it. That is until just thirty seconds ago when I opened my own Kryptonite Evolution 2000 with a bic ball point pen!

This has to be the most absurd thing I've ever seen. Try it. Take the end off the pen, jam it in the lock, wiggle around and twist.

Please tell everyone you know and make sure they do something about it right away. The theives probably already know this trick but from what I've heard it's fairly new. I figure the information is going to get out anyway and so it's better to let the honest people know first and hope this problem gets fixed.

You've got to be kidding me - most people consider these the standard for locking up. And it's a BALL POINT PEN that can break them open!? ***. I will be on the phone with Krypto first thing tomorrow morning.

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Movie #1: http://thirdrate.com/misc/krypto.mov
Movie #2: http://biginjapan.com/extranet/asse...ev_disc_web.mov
Movie #3: http://biginjapan.com/extranet/asse...o_ev_speedy.mov
Movie #4: http://www.engadget.com/common/videos/pt/lock.wmv
Movie #5: http://gallery.iamjp.com/ids/albums...eo/MOV00104.MPG

Spread the word, link to this thread! http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=66128

Please note, testing this on your own lock may break or jam your lock! Please read the whole thread, and only try this on your lock if you can afford to replace it!
man, you think that would be something they would have designed against.

Checklist
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1. Bulletproof - Yes[X] No[ ]
2. Rustproof - Yes[X] No[ ]
3. Strong - Yes[X] No[ ]
4. Able to open with a pen - Yes[X] No[ ] OH SHI....
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-Squared
man, you think that would be something they would have designed against.

Checklist
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1. Bulletproof - Yes[X] No[ ]
2. Rustproof - Yes[X] No[ ]
3. Strong - Yes[X] No[ ]
4. Able to open with a pen - Yes[X] No[ ] OH SHI....
I have a Kryptonite lock, I'm not sure on the model, but this method is supposed to be effective on any barrel lock
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 09:43 AM
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funny, Kryptonite responded

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Old Sep 16, 2004 | 09:44 AM
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ohh...snaps!(runs outside to check on his unicycle)
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:23 AM
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"This is an extremely big deal. Kryptonite is the Microsoft of locks,"
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:30 AM
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^^

I have never seen a lock bluescreen
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:35 AM
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No, but they've sold millions, have the market nearly locked down, and have *huge* security problems.
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:40 AM
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so whats the linux version of the lock then ?
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Bah, the mac version of the lock has all the security features, but with more style
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for like 100x the price
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Style has no price point.
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-Squared
so whats the linux version of the lock then ?
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:48 AM
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thats high maintenance
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:51 AM
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nice.
Old Sep 16, 2004 | 10:52 AM
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hey Matt, do we got room for one of those at home ?



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