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Old 10-25-2007, 09:58 AM
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bout time
Do you already have it? I may go buy a new 'puter this weekend too
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:01 AM
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"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man.

"Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I have to cut you off."

"Just gimme another drink."

"O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll give you another drink and call you a cab. When the cab comes, regardless of whether you''re done or not you have to go."

"Thass a good deal," the drunk says. He gets his drink and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. "Oh ****, what am I gonna do now? My wife's gonna kill me."

"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy''s shirt pocket. "When you get home, tell your wife you were in the bar and some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."

"Thass a great idea!"

When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT! WHAT HAPPENED?"

He tried to put on his most sober voice and said, "Relaaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."

The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "THERE'S TEN BUCKS HERE!"

"Oh yeah, he **** in my pants, too."

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Old 10-25-2007, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by WRXSTIFTW View Post
pwnt. LOOKY!

you now how i know you're gay?

You painted WRX on your FMIC
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious View Post
well thats the problem.

I thought today was "naked day" .. I was wrong.. so .. horribly wrong
dude, that's like everyday here.
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:16 AM
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dude, that's like everyday here.
It's naked time!!!
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:23 AM
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The 5 billion dollar man.. at the age of 23
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles View Post
you now how i know you're gay?

You painted WRX on your FMIC
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:31 AM
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but the question is...wouldya for a billion dollars...
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by SubyN00by View Post
but the question is...wouldya for a billion dollars...
I don't know the question, but the answer would likely be, "yes."
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:47 AM
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You painted WRX on your FMIC
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I have to agree that is pretty gay jeremy... i woulda done the subaru stars if anything
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles View Post
you now how i know you're gay?

You painted WRX on your FMIC
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball View Post
I don't know the question, but the answer would likely be, "yes."
+1. A billion dollars buys a lot of therapy.
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+1. A billion dollars buys a lot of therapy.
Theres not a lot of things i wouldnt do for a billion dollars

I would probably 2 girls 1 cup it for that much
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:46 AM
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Theres not a lot of things i wouldnt do for a billion dollars

I would probably 2 girls 1 cup it for that much
Me too. Too bad I'll never be low bidder.
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