booo for private item numbers

 

Alright, time to rock my persuasive speech. Gotta get people to want to work at my company.

Long hours
low pay
???
profit?

 

Don't forget to mention the part where they can't win customer service awards, because you win them all.

 

Ah yes my ***** bob saget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w5UWNpetUA

 

Yes.

 

Fawk customers that yell and feel the need to swear at you to get their way because they're petty *******s that need to be punched in the throat until they cannot yell and curse anymore

 

If customers knew what the **** they were talking about when they were making orders, why would they need to pay you to do your job in the first place?

 

sounds like a winn4r to me, where to I apply?


QFT

 

Ok lemme clarify.
I have nothing against the polite well spoken customers that appreciate you taking the time to help him.
I have EVERYTHING against the *******s that feel they should get a discount for whatever reason they want to pull out of their ***, feel they have the right to be a jerk to you, and swear constantly and yell at you threatening to sue you don't do as they command.

 

"do I get a discount for being a local?" is the funniest thing I've ever heard from a customer.

No, we are a business here for you, locals is the reason we went into business, giving you a discount would kind of cancel that out

 

bump for the daily thread?

I think so

 

Oh No he didn't!!!







Ohhhh Iroc Rims on the trailer and office chairs in fo seats!!! That's gangsta!!!!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/boa/326485123.html

 

Damn it i i ell asleep why isnt it 4 pages BUMPAROO!!!!!

 

dude, the only reason it got to a second page was because of the octane debate :rotfl: