I had to go to the main West Sac Post Office to check the company P.O. box. As I was pulling in to the parking space this toothless crack ***** beyotch in a POS LeBaron with dark layers of bubbled up tint over bubbled up tint flung her door open and almost hit my car. She gave me a dirty look, pulled the door back and I parked the car.

As I was walking in to the building her and her mangy inbred child were behind me when she decided to yell at me for parking where I did and told me that I need to watch where I am going.

Now I am a passive person and usually don't go looking for a confrontation but there was more white trash in this lady and her kid than a napkin factory and I could not resist. So I turned around and was as polite as I could be when I said "listen bi-tch, it is your responsibility to look before you open your door. Had you hit my car with the bondo filled rusty door I would own your mobile home because I doubt you have insurance".

So then the big tough truant child of hers stepped up to the plate and threatened to kill me and "fu-ck up your piece of **** car" (I laughed when he said that after seeing what he just hopped out of). At this point his mom grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him away.

So about 30 seconds after this I wanted to kick myself because I did not threaten to shove him back up his mom's smelly cun-t so I could abort him like she should have many years ago. Why couldn't I have thought of that 30 seconds earlier?

 

thugz4L1f3

 

w3rd.

 

what.. no drive by ?

 

drive-by will commence at jolly-rancher-*****-o'clock pm PST. Roll up biatch.

 

it just pisses me off dat people dat don't ave **** don't respect da property of those of us dat do. is dat wrong?

i could care less if she thinks i am a batty dick hole, but if she did ave dented my auto i would ave been wicked pissed and twisted er nipples off wiv rusty vice grips...

 

You should have stabbed him.

 

seriously, if he did in fact literally "step to you" you have every right to punch him in his throat. That is a threat and you are perfectly entitled to defend yourself.

 

I was more worried that his mom who I will from now on refer to as "crackie" was going to pull a hypo out of her denim(not kidding) purse and give me the hiv or something.

Had he stepped up I would have had no problem with knocking his teeth out and kicking crackie in the FUPA...

 

e-thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugin'

 

I would have just called the G-Unit.

 

Did they have mullets?

 

Didn't you read the original post? They were in a LeBaron not a Camaro

If they had, I would not have been surprised by the situation.

 

I hate it when I think of comebacks 30 seconds after the fact...

 

Don't white trash have mullets?

... or did they have cornrows?