I found the perfect woman for BlackVenom96 - she even has a Mustang....

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Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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I found the perfect woman for BlackVenom96 - she even has a Mustang....

Before you click the link, I must warn you that the "swimming pool" rules apply to this link.

Do not click if you have eaten in the past hour, and for those that are too dumb to realize who is posting this I guess I have to say that the link may be NWS as well...

http://www.mustangworld.com/ourpics/News/select3293.htm
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:22 AM
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Seriously though don't bend over the hood of a car in a bikini if ANY of the following apply:
Your *** has more cottage cheese than the local dairy
Your *** has a bruise the size of montana frim the tricks you turned last night
Just looking at the picture could qualify as a stunt on fear factor
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:22 AM
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OOFAH. That was rough...
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:32 AM
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my eyes are scarred for life.

wtf is up with the bruise? is it part of owning a mustang that you have to beat your woman?
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by RussB
my eyes are scarred for life.

wtf is up with the bruise? is it part of owning a mustang that you have to beat your woman?
I thought it was a tatoo.
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
I thought it was a tatoo.
i'd check, but that would require looking at the pic again.
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
I thought it was a tatoo.
So did I, but I only looked for the second it took to realize I didn't want to see. But I'm with RussB on this one, I'm not going back to check.
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:39 AM
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i'd check, but that would require looking at the pic again.
Maybe it's a tatoo of a bruise. how clever.
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by RussB
i'd check, but that would require looking at the pic again.
+1.
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:44 AM
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/me does not click
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:45 AM
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/me does not click
You're better off...
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
/me does not click
yea me too. I wanna see though!!

Old Mar 15, 2005 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
I thought it was a tatoo.
yeah i think its a tat but still ..... dfsjafkldsaflk
Old Mar 15, 2005 | 11:14 AM
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quick, somebody pm soggy teh link.



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