In the beginning we where all fish.... ok? Swimming around in the water.. And then one day a couple fish had a retard baby... And the retard baby was different so it got to live... So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies... And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirell or something and made this... Retard frog squirell and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog... And this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made YOU......

So there you go... You are the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys have butt sex with a fish squirell congratulations!

 

i see the light!

everything makes so much more sense now!!!!

can i still street race for jesus????

 

Nope... you can only street race for science now

 

OMS= oh my science. that shall now replace OMG

 

thats fine.

oh my science, im such a happier person now that i know the truth!

 

Does this mean retards will eventually become the superior human and take over the world?

 

If so, than I shall bow down to the three previous posters now! :rotfl:

 

i think honestly....

that was the best post i have ever read...by you...that made me applaud.

 

What can I say? When the horse throws you off, you just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and climb back into the saddle.

 

i are not uh retard!

 

I'm not even going to try to dream-up something clever to respond to that one.

 

You people are NNNNNEWWWWWBBBBBSSSSS

 

tards

 

You people suck at life....


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Uh, dude, squirel fish? Monkeys? You must be insane, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created everything, your a ****ing idiot if you don't believe that, sheesh.

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