still not worth it

 

i think we now see how scott got his car...

a baby will last a lot longer than a car, and cost more in the long run.

 

yeah thats it

way to jump to conclusions

 

I ate the baby!

RussB is using the "jump to conclusions mat"

 

lmao.

 

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Forget this idea it is terrible, terrible.

 

Come home and say,

"Honey... there's something I need to tell you... I think I'm gay. We should probably get a divorce..."




























"Oh, wait... no, that's not what I wanted to tell you. I bought the STi. Sorry about the confusion."

 

But what if she says "YES, FINALLY!!!!!"?

He should come in saying he boned another chick, then that he got the STi. She'll be way less mad

 

cost of STi < cost of divorce.

 

Except that she gets 1/2 of the STi in the divorce.

 

So keep the drivetrain and give her the big, heavy shell

Problem solved.

 

12 gauge is close by I dont like crimes of passion.

 

Hey, man, I should have the catback piece all ready to rock and roll for you by tomorrow. I'll let you know when I have it ready.