I am THE *******!!!
Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Well, I had the Sherrif's dept call me today.
Wanted to know if I was shooting machine guns last night.
"Machine guns are illegal in CA." I told 'em.
"Laws are broken every day, sir."
"Are calling me a criminal?"
"Uh....no. But we had reports of someone shooting machine guns last night."
"Someone called you & specificly said machine guns?"
"Yes. A neighbor called in saying that someone was shooting machine guns."
I proceed to tell the volunteer on the phone the entire story of last night's events & asked if it's illegal to shoot firearms on my own property.
"Oh, that's not illegal."
"So, if I have no machine guns, that means that the neighbor filed a false police report, right?
Shouldn't be investigating that?"
"Uh..."
dbtuned my be closed for a few days.
Wanted to know if I was shooting machine guns last night.
"Machine guns are illegal in CA." I told 'em.
"Laws are broken every day, sir."
"Are calling me a criminal?"
"Uh....no. But we had reports of someone shooting machine guns last night."
"Someone called you & specificly said machine guns?"
"Yes. A neighbor called in saying that someone was shooting machine guns."
I proceed to tell the volunteer on the phone the entire story of last night's events & asked if it's illegal to shoot firearms on my own property.
"Oh, that's not illegal."
"So, if I have no machine guns, that means that the neighbor filed a false police report, right?
Shouldn't be investigating that?"
"Uh..."
dbtuned my be closed for a few days.
That could pwn all:rotfl:
Originally Posted by T-Will
Oh man, didn't think this story could get better! 
Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
...we have an SRIC range meet at pauls house, everyone bring their guns!!!
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During winter months, when burning is allowed, you should see the bonfires that I make.
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
During winter months, when burning is allowed, you should see the bonfires that I make.
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
During winter months, when burning is allowed, you should see the bonfires that I make.
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
During winter months, when burning is allowed, you should see the bonfires that I make.
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
Here's a pic of the Mini Oafs at last year's fire:
at first i thought it was real...good one pauly
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Gotta love jumpy people that think an old VW Bug backfire are shots fired. If I were a cop or dispatch i'd have a series of of 5 questions for those suggesting rapid semi-auto fire was actually automatic fire. 3 right out of 5 would be allowed further investigation.
"I'm calling to report automatic gunfire from my neighbor."
"Calm down, sir... who’s your favorite author?"
“Danielle Steel... what's that have to do with anything?"
"Bear with me, sir. Are you a registered Democrat?"
"Not that it's any of your business but Yes... i'm confused about how... let me speak with your supervisor!"
"Sir, please... have you ever served in the military."
"No, but, but..."
"Good day, sir... *click*"
But I have no idea what you have in your arsenal.
"I'm calling to report automatic gunfire from my neighbor."
"Calm down, sir... who’s your favorite author?"
“Danielle Steel... what's that have to do with anything?"
"Bear with me, sir. Are you a registered Democrat?"
"Not that it's any of your business but Yes... i'm confused about how... let me speak with your supervisor!"
"Sir, please... have you ever served in the military."
"No, but, but..."
"Good day, sir... *click*"
But I have no idea what you have in your arsenal.
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Originally Posted by Salty
Gotta love jumpy people that think an old VW Bug backfire are shots fired. If I were a cop or dispatch i'd have a series of of 5 questions for those suggesting rapid semi-auto fire was actually automatic fire. 3 right out of 5 would be allowed further investigation.
"I'm calling to report automatic gunfire from my neighbor."
"Calm down, sir... who’s your favorite author?"
“Danielle Steel... what's that have to do with anything?"
"Bear with me, sir. Are you a registered Democrat?"
"Not that it's any of your business but Yes... i'm confused about how... let me speak with your supervisor!"
"Sir, please... have you ever served in the military."
"No, but, but..."
"Good day, sir... *click*"
But I have no idea what you have in your arsenal.
"I'm calling to report automatic gunfire from my neighbor."
"Calm down, sir... who’s your favorite author?"
“Danielle Steel... what's that have to do with anything?"
"Bear with me, sir. Are you a registered Democrat?"
"Not that it's any of your business but Yes... i'm confused about how... let me speak with your supervisor!"
"Sir, please... have you ever served in the military."
"No, but, but..."
"Good day, sir... *click*"
But I have no idea what you have in your arsenal.
That's how it would be if I was in charge.
I also wouldn't respond to home invasion calls if they didn't own guns.
It's not a skirt, it's a kilt:
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
:rotfl:
It's not a skirt, it's a kilt:
It's not a skirt, it's a kilt:
If that helps you sleep better at night knowing your boy is wearing a skirt....
To us normal straight people... It's still a skirt
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That doesn't explain why the boy is wearing a skirt...
So there by making them... not his kiddies.
PLUS...arent his kids helllla young?