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Old Jan 29, 2014 | 10:23 AM
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Old Jan 29, 2014 | 10:45 AM
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Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:21 AM
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so just got a call from a friend, apparently theyr'e doing another one of those BS roadside smog things RIGHT next to my house.

Don Julio and Flanders way.

Are they trying to make a statement? lol

F THE POLICE
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:23 AM
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so just got a call from a friend, apparently theyr'e doing another one of those BS roadside smog things RIGHT next to my house. Don Julio and Flanders way. Are they trying to make a statement? lol F THE POLICE
"Thank you, but I respectfully decline. Thank you, occifer."
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:26 AM
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Does that actually work? I haven't actually gone through one before, I usually just avoid them

I heard stories that they don't take kindly to that and harrass you like crazy
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:30 AM
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Does that actually work? I haven't actually gone through one before, I usually just avoid them

I heard stories that they don't take kindly to that and harrass you like crazy
I don't think they can force you to smog a car if you decline them.
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Vladi
Does that actually work? I haven't actually gone through one before, I usually just avoid them

I heard stories that they don't take kindly to that and harrass you like crazy
Excerpt from http://www.epa.gov/oms/regs/im/roadside.pdf

Currently, AQR teams use the following test procedure. Using the random sample method, a CHP officer selects vehicles and directs them into the test lane as soon as the test of the previous vehicle is complete. The greeter explains to the driver that the test is part of a survey to evaluate the Smog Check Program and that there are no penalties, emissions-related or otherwise, associated with the test. The BAR greeter also provides the driver with a consumer information handout (Appendix D) that further explains the Roadside Inspection Program. If the driver agrees to participate in the inspection process, the vehicle is inspected. If the driver refuses, the vehicle is released and another vehicle is quickly directed into the test lane. The license plate numbers of vehicles whose operators decline to participate in the Roadside Inspection Program are recorded and entered into a laptop computer for later analysis.
A similar process exists if the team is using the stratified sample method. However, once the vehicle enters the test lane and stops at the appropriate location, the BAR greeter determines the vehicle model-year. Using a worksheet providing model-year stratification, the greeter determines the model-year of the vehicle. If the vehicle is one of the desired models, the driver is asked to participate in the Roadside Inspection Program. If it is not, the driver is thanked for their time and the vehicle is directed out of the lane. Note that every driver has the option not to participate. All testable vehicles receive a 90-second ASM 5015 and a 60-second ASM 2525 test.
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:46 AM
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Oh and how do AWD get tested if they only bring 2wd dynos?
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:54 AM
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Thanks Dave. That's cool to know. You know....Not like any of my cars are illegal or anyting

On scoobs they do a idle and then rev-up test. They don't put it on rollers.
Old Jan 29, 2014 | 11:55 AM
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The license plate numbers of vehicles whose operators decline to participate in the Roadside Inspection Program are recorded and entered into a laptop computer for later analysis.
This part makes me nervous. They obviously put you on a black list of some sort.

Oh well. I'll tell them that I think this program is mind numbingly idiotic and I hope all of them contract aids and die (the people that propose this, not the drones that enforce it)

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Old Jan 29, 2014 | 01:04 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2014 | 01:35 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2014 | 01:39 PM
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