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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Ninja edit? Who, me?
I'm not sure what happened to him, I just reported it to management as I was supposed to
Just like the time I found marijuana and condoms inside a computer...
I'm not sure what happened to him, I just reported it to management as I was supposed to
Just like the time I found marijuana and condoms inside a computer...
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
The first thing i do when i get a computer is.....
Start>search>files & folders> "*.jpg"
Start>search>files & folders> "*.jpg"
Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
when did you fix furelys puter?
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
hehe don't forget .mpg .mpeg .jpeg . mov .avi YWIA
That's silly. Furely thinks condoms are for sailors
That's silly. Furely thinks condoms are for sailors
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Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
maybe sonic mistook the condoms for rolling paper :rotfl:
:rotfl:In case you didn't know...
CONDOM
ROLLING PAPER
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Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
it was so not funny, that it made me laugh haha.. pls excuse my silly sleep deprived mind
lol
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I'm kind of worried. My studying is WAYYY easier than I think it should be. For example, earlier I put together a study sheet..well, did most of it, I decided to go for a bike ride in the middle. Got back, finished it, read the thing once, then went back over it testing my memorization of the terms, concepts and background and I had it. I waited forty minutes, and did it again, cycling through the paper like I was counting the moles on Paul@DBTuneds back, and all while putting away the dishes, sorting the mail and taking out the garbage 
wtf
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
But would you eat the peanuts out of her fecal matter?
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How my co-worker has earned the nickname "Stroker McJerk".
So I got totally owned by my co-worker today. Never have I experienced so much non-expletive verbal abuse and complete lack of consideration by one individual over the course of a day in all my life. And that includes high school!
Yesterday, I made the tragic faux pas of suggesting to one of the techs that my partner-in-crime wasn't quite picking-up the slack for me considering my bum arm and all. In response, this spiteful **** decides to just let go of the rope! This is the scene I faced when I walked into my office this morning:
I snapped these pics with my camera phone, and after I get back from my Christmas vacation in Albuquerque, I'm going to have a little chat with my manager about this dude's attitude problem. Someone seriously needs to tell this guy to change his tampon and take a couple of Midol, because by him trying so hard to "get back at me", he threw a monkey-wrench into the general operations of both our Honda and Acura stores! Honestly, while in the protracted process of continually throwing me under the bus all day, McJerk eff'd up a couple of orders, snapped at and snubbed co-workers from other departments, and screwed-over both the cashiers and the finance dept by not sending the deposits to the bank and getting change!
Needless to say, now my RIGHT arm is sore from all that damn one-armed heavy lifting I had to do today. I barely have enough strength left in it to do some 12-ounce curls while I type this out. Thankfully my left arm is a little less sore, and I don't have to lift the bottle above my head to drink.
BTW, did I mention that Stroker McJerk is in his mid-40's?
Yesterday, I made the tragic faux pas of suggesting to one of the techs that my partner-in-crime wasn't quite picking-up the slack for me considering my bum arm and all. In response, this spiteful **** decides to just let go of the rope! This is the scene I faced when I walked into my office this morning:
Here's some parts that he couldn't find the paperwork for last night, and even though
he continued to work for 1/2hr after I went home yesterday, he left me this note to "handle" it.
Our manager doesn't even do that to me! (BTW, the #6 refers to McJerk's favorite NASCAR driver's number
)
he continued to work for 1/2hr after I went home yesterday, he left me this note to "handle" it.
Our manager doesn't even do that to me! (BTW, the #6 refers to McJerk's favorite NASCAR driver's number
)I'm injured, and this ****** can't seem to find the time to re-stock a couple of cases of motor oil for me the night before.
Thank god it was a slow day for oil changes; sometimes we go through the amount shown by noon.
Thank god it was a slow day for oil changes; sometimes we go through the amount shown by noon.
Later, while I'm trying to finish the paperwork for five blowed-up transaxle cores to be sent back for remanufacturing,
this bastid does a run-by and plops these heavy-*** boxes on my desk. Just WTF am I supposed to do with those?
this bastid does a run-by and plops these heavy-*** boxes on my desk. Just WTF am I supposed to do with those?
I snapped these pics with my camera phone, and after I get back from my Christmas vacation in Albuquerque, I'm going to have a little chat with my manager about this dude's attitude problem. Someone seriously needs to tell this guy to change his tampon and take a couple of Midol, because by him trying so hard to "get back at me", he threw a monkey-wrench into the general operations of both our Honda and Acura stores! Honestly, while in the protracted process of continually throwing me under the bus all day, McJerk eff'd up a couple of orders, snapped at and snubbed co-workers from other departments, and screwed-over both the cashiers and the finance dept by not sending the deposits to the bank and getting change!
Needless to say, now my RIGHT arm is sore from all that damn one-armed heavy lifting I had to do today. I barely have enough strength left in it to do some 12-ounce curls while I type this out. Thankfully my left arm is a little less sore, and I don't have to lift the bottle above my head to drink.
BTW, did I mention that Stroker McJerk is in his mid-40's?
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Wow your co-worker is a complete douche bag. Nice to see B1tchy McImabutthurtoldman show off how mature he is.
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