Is that a metric, or standard ****-ton?

 

anything over $1 sent to that sham is too much

 

The WB 80 commute sucked big hairy moose **** this morning. Apparently some ankle grabbing *** vandal driving a big rig loaded with beer took the I-5 to I-80 ramp a little too fast and laid the truck down across all lanes of traffic. It took me about 45 minutes to get from Northgate to West El Camino...

 

Were they looking for volunteers to help "clean up" the mess?

 

Hey, dan, you know how to get around 80 from Northgate right?

 

The only thing that spilled was diesel fuel...

 

Yep, but I had passed Northgate by the time I heard what was going on and by the time I hit Truxel I just said screw it...

Besides I was on my way in to work, I am never in a hurry to get here

 

Today is not off to a great start

 

...and?

still no bike today?

 

Well, they only get bike shipments on Tuesday and Thursday so I should get it tomorow. I really hope I do.

Other than that, I'm just getting hammered at work. I hate being the only onsite guy in this new group I'm in. Everyone else in my group is in Iowa or Alabama and this morning a bunch of them needed onsite hands

 

you really should wait until noon before you hit the bottle. give your liver a chance.

 

...Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump...

 

I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but that officer looks like he has a stiffy.

(lemme know if you get the subtle movie reference)

 

orgasmo?

 

You are CORRECT sir.