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Old 09-09-2004, 10:31 AM
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How big of an Idiot can you be...

So Im at work at UCD fleet services, they get a call for a car stranded(out of gas??). One of the techs goes out in the tow truck, turns out this dip **** saw the gas light come on, and immediately pulled over and called for help, ****ing brilliant, so funny, made my day.

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Old 09-09-2004, 10:33 AM
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nice. for some reason i read the title and thought this was another thread directed at Scott...
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was it a chick ?
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****, if the light means you're out of gas, I ran out this morning Did I hurt my car by driving with no gas?!?!?
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was it a chick ?
It was a male FOB
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****, if the light means you're out of gas, I ran out this morning Did I hurt my car by driving with no gas?!?!?
I think you just discovered some new energy source, driving with NO gas, unbelievable!
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
****, if the light means you're out of gas, I ran out this morning Did I hurt my car by driving with no gas?!?!?
only if you got water on teh your intercooler.
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:58 AM
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I think you just discovered some new energy source, driving with NO gas, unbelievable!
You gotta be careful man. Once you run out of gas, you start burning the tank. If you drive around w/o gas for too long, you might put a hole in the tank, and have to get it replaced!

That's why that light is there, to let you know you need to get gas soon! Most tanks have a bit of extra materal so that over the years you can hit the light a few times w/o any major issues, but really, it's better to get gas before the light comes on. Maybe that guy already ran on the tank a few times and didn't want to risk it.

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Originally Posted by sperry
You gotta be careful man. Once you run out of gas, you start burning the tank. If you drive around w/o gas for too long, you might put a hole in the tank, and have to get it replaced!

That's why that light is there, to let you know you need to get gas soon! Most tanks have a bit of extra materal so that over the years you can hit the light a few times w/o any major issues, but really, it's better to get gas before the light comes on. Maybe that guy already ran on the tank a few times and didn't want to risk it.

even though I know you are joking, that still hurt my head
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Originally Posted by sperry
You gotta be careful man. Once you run out of gas, you start burning the tank. If you drive around w/o gas for too long, you might put a hole in the tank, and have to get it replaced!

That's why that light is there, to let you know you need to get gas soon! Most tanks have a bit of extra materal so that over the years you can hit the light a few times w/o any major issues, but really, it's better to get gas before the light comes on. Maybe that guy already ran on the tank a few times and didn't want to risk it.

Its true. I've seen him do it.
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How is this possible? Had the retard never driven a car before?
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maybe he was never cheap enough to let the gas in the car get so low
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-Squared
even though I know you are joking, that still hurt my head

I know, it's like someone else typed it...my head hurts too!!
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maybe he was never cheap enough to let the gas in the car get so low
cheap enough??? there would be no difference in price (as long as the gas rates do not change) if I topped off my tank once a day for a whole week and topping it off once a week.

get what I mean? rather than paying one large payment, you are just making a bunch of smaller payments for the same amount....
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