hey, SRIC, its Thursday!!
#78
I did awesome on my review. It was the sweet plaque that I brought in that pushed me over the top. I got a 1.87 cent raise. Sweetness. I'm going to purchase a box of raisins to celebrate. *happy dance, happy dance* Oh and I managed to wrangle a special $500 dollar bonus for my efforts wearing my important pants. My boss was bummed that he didn't have more disposable cash to increase the bonuses, but I can't complain. I'm thinking I'll double my raise on the table playing craps. Always a good way to increase the profits.
The stupid ***** face lasbian across from me can kiss my *** now. I fart in her general direction.
The stupid ***** face lasbian across from me can kiss my *** now. I fart in her general direction.
#87
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Yeah didn't you have to sacrifice a goat or something to get those?
Ed, don't forget that my **** doesn't sweep a second time after engine start.
#89
Originally Posted by sonicsuby
What is a "bonus"? I don't think we have those at my work
I've gotten 3 bonuses since I came to the Sacramento office, less than a year ago. It's cool because I'm not a salesperson, and I still get them. If I was lucky in Reno I used to get a small bonus around winter time.
I'm happy I moved out here. I've also gotten a ton more responsablilty, which helps me prove my worth. Woot for a great day!!
Thanks for all the good lucks everyone!
#90
Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
Every time my Defis do the startup sweep a baby Giraffe falls into a meat grinder.
Ed, don't forget that my **** doesn't sweep a second time after engine start.
Ed, don't forget that my **** doesn't sweep a second time after engine start.