Hello Sunday -- Happy Birthday Cale!
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So totally random this morning.
6:30am today
Gas station
I am pumping gas a 6:30 in the ****ing morning for some reason on Sunrise. I am the only person besides the guy working there at the station.
This Korean girl pulls up to the pump next to me and gives me a big smile. Uhoh. I am asian. I know this is trouble. No Korean girl is this chipper this early on a Sunday for no reason.
She gets out of her car looking like she is about to get ready to pump gas. She looks like she cooincidentally remembers something inside her car so she leans back in and grabs a folder and pulls out her weapon.
her: "Good morning. Can I leave you with the good word..."
me: (saw that coming from a mile away) "Oh no thank you, but have a happy Sunday."
her: (still holding out the good word) "Do you go to church?"
me: "Actually, no I'm Muslim. We go to Mosque."
her: (still holding out the good word) "Oh."
The "good word" hangs there in the air for a good, slow 10 seconds maybe and then slowly starts loosing altitude until it finds it way back into her folder.
She kept staring at me... didn't say a word and without breaking eye contact, got back in her car like she was backing away from a moutain lion.
me: (big smile) "Have a good day!"
The look she gave me as she drove away could have killed most white men. Me being asian... I am immune to it.
It was like I took I told her she could have my wallet, but then took it back at the last second.
She didn't even get gas.
Ooooh, scary Muslim.
Did she just stop and pretend to get gas just to try to get me to take the good word?
6:30am today
Gas station
I am pumping gas a 6:30 in the ****ing morning for some reason on Sunrise. I am the only person besides the guy working there at the station.
This Korean girl pulls up to the pump next to me and gives me a big smile. Uhoh. I am asian. I know this is trouble. No Korean girl is this chipper this early on a Sunday for no reason.
She gets out of her car looking like she is about to get ready to pump gas. She looks like she cooincidentally remembers something inside her car so she leans back in and grabs a folder and pulls out her weapon.
her: "Good morning. Can I leave you with the good word..."
me: (saw that coming from a mile away) "Oh no thank you, but have a happy Sunday."
her: (still holding out the good word) "Do you go to church?"
me: "Actually, no I'm Muslim. We go to Mosque."
her: (still holding out the good word) "Oh."
The "good word" hangs there in the air for a good, slow 10 seconds maybe and then slowly starts loosing altitude until it finds it way back into her folder.
She kept staring at me... didn't say a word and without breaking eye contact, got back in her car like she was backing away from a moutain lion.
me: (big smile) "Have a good day!"
The look she gave me as she drove away could have killed most white men. Me being asian... I am immune to it.
It was like I took I told her she could have my wallet, but then took it back at the last second.
She didn't even get gas.
Ooooh, scary Muslim.
Did she just stop and pretend to get gas just to try to get me to take the good word?
Homeland Security will be knocking in moments...
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Well, that and the fact that declaring Jihad on her happy bog is not a crime...
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However given your recent statements, I would not suggest using this as your home page any time soon...
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http://www.dzstoys.com/count/
However given your recent statements, I would not suggest using this as your home page any time soon...
http://www.dzstoys.com/count/
http://www.dzstoys.com/count/
you had me scurred.