Back to work...sigh.

 

What's so ****ing good about it?

 

why.. hello !

 

I havent gone to sleep yet, so i decided to come into work and get it over with.

 

You know how you can tell the morning commute was a good one?

When you get out of the car and smell not the fresh morning air, but your brakes

 

I think I ran over a smurf on the way to work today, I had what looked like blue slurpee on the side of my car

wierd

 

Shockproof!

 

lol that would be bad.. I wiped it all off.. but it was kinda sticky.. dunno what the hell it could be.

 

I hope you didn't kill Smurfette! That would be the end of all smurfs!

Well good morning all. It's another monday! I wish it was a sunday, Just another Manic Monday....

I need some coffee, but I'm scared I'll **** liquid out my ****.

 

If firewater is coming out of your butt I wouldn't even gone to work.

 

No firewater yet. *knocks on wood* I'm just scared that if I eat or drink anything heavy, I'm going to get owned.

I'll stick to water and soup for now. *sigh*

 

haha.. someone needs to install handles on the toilet to hold on to

 

hahah

 

:rotfl: :rotfl:

hahaha, they better or I'll take off flying!

 

I was looking for a good Harold and Kumar pic but found nothing