how does someome like me wiht klike 390843902482342394083240 2hsots win at bolwign


whoa that wasn't english


let me try again please...



how does someone like me with 5 amf's and mo.. win at bowling with sober people. I bowled a 189 my first game


i think im vomitting tonight.. water ftw

 

Damn kids these days.

Yay for moving.

 

nite nite

 

If you vomit, you're either a b1tch or you just don't know your limit.
Oh and Remy FTW

Remy > AMF

FYI Blavod is actually a pretty damn good smooth vodka! It's all black, its pretty smooth, and it has a slight kick to it afterwards. I think I found myself a new vodka I favor...also found this through an issue of Maxim a month or 2 ago

http://www.blavod.com/

ps - also a friend of mine ordered some absynthe online this evening from the UK...hopefully its good
http://www.originalabsinthe.com/absi...inal-p-57.html thats the one he bought

Nite ******!

 

amf's are no joke they are 3-5 shots each depending on the bartender...

 

good morning. TRon call me if you need any help.

 

lol yeah. I'm just giving you **** ya drunkard

 

i think i've built up a tolerance to caffine/sugar. yesterday i got home and drank a 12oz redbull and then just fell asleep

 

Aren't AMFs a chick drink? How do you drink something and not know what was in it?

 

He was hoping it was a roofiecolada

 

dead thread....

 

ya really....I think since I'm done watching today's F1 race I'm going to get some lunch.

 

bump

 

From a post on craigslist in Seattle:

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

 

When no one is getting robbed at gun point work sure is slow.