and it gets better..

GT35 STi (11:28:49 AM): What WHATTTT in My buttt
Soggynoodles (11:28:57 AM): WUT?
Soggynoodles (11:28:59 AM): haha
GT35 STi (11:29:04 AM): WUTTTTTTTTT
GT35 STi (11:29:05 AM): i mean
GT35 STi (11:29:07 AM): uhhhh
GT35 STi (11:29:09 AM): no comment
GT35 STi (11:29:12 AM): PLEAD THE FITFHTHTHHF

 

SHENANNNAIAINGINIANNSNSNS


You made that **** up to try to take advantage of me...

 

Oh god... I was just walking to get some lunch with one of my co-workers. We see this chick kinda far off.

him: oh, I would **** the **** out of that ***** right there.

me: who, that crackhead?

him: she's not a crackhead, man. she's got a great body.

me: she doesn't look hot-thin to me... she looks tweaker-skinny.

him: nah, man. she's ****in' hot.

She turns around really quickly for no reason.

both: oooooooooooohh

She looks like she's maybe in her 40's but looks like looks 50 or 60 just because she is so ****ed up and borderline homeless. Turned around for NO REASON. Looks like she either thought someone grabbed her or her imaginary purse dog jumped out and ran away.

him: you win.

me: I don't think anyone won.



If I were her imaginary purse dog, I would have jumped out and ran away, too. He needs to get his radar fixed.

 

that was a great story... will read again

 

But the face was hurtin'. Girls grill was to' up, mustache wasn't workin'. Flash backs from the cryin game, I'd hate to see any parts of that pu-tang. Usually I'm quick to mack. But that's road kill back it up, black.

 

It's called BUTTERFACE! get it right... I thought you were 'in'

 

BAHAHAH the BAIC is where it's at!

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...=1#post2313958

 

STD = dumbcock?

 

works for me! furley give me PM me your number i'll show you what i was doing a second ago

 

Do i really wanna see what you were doing alone drunk in your apartment??

 

http://www.mustangworld.com/forums/s...d.php?t=563409

 

7pm... whers ra88it

 

On the ban-train to ban town?

 

Hoad read.