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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 12:21 PM
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They were going to a technical school, I guarantee they were fat.
The school had cosmetology and nursing assistant programs.

At the very least, that equals semi-hot, easy girls with low moral character.
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 12:25 PM
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WTF, My laptop is picking up


"US Airways Free WiFi"
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
WTF, My laptop is picking up


"US Airways Free WiFi"
It's a "feature" in Win XP. Wireless Zero Configuration or some such.
Google "Free Public Wifi"
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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Ok john.... i have some stupidity to top all of your tickets put together... hold on for this one

So we're setting up this call center to direct calls to all the stores, i think theres like 10 cubes setup. Someone with influence in my company came up with the great idea of equipping each person with two keyboards and two phones each so they can take two calls at a time & type with both hands in separate windows



I almost **** myself when i heard about it...


















Apparently we're outsourcing to India like everyone else

Old Feb 8, 2008 | 01:21 PM
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**** that.

3 keyboards and 3 phones.

That way they'll be 3 times as productive.
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 01:27 PM
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there is 300 ppl in this office, so if we equip one person with 300 monitors/keyboards... theoretically he could do everyones work? I think we just found the key to max. productivity
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Ok john.... i have some stupidity to top all of your tickets put together... hold on for this one

So we're setting up this call center to direct calls to all the stores, i think theres like 10 cubes setup. Someone with influence in my company came up with the great idea of equipping each person with two keyboards and two phones each so they can take two calls at a time & type with both hands in separate windows



I almost **** myself when i heard about it...


















Apparently we're outsourcing to India like everyone else

Old Feb 8, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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NOW WE CAN HAVE TWICE THE WEBINARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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I think I am done for the day.
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 02:57 PM
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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
2 hours
1 hour




Edit: 56 mins

Old Feb 8, 2008 | 03:09 PM
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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 03:16 PM
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Home.

Man, I love driving the Coupe.
Old Feb 8, 2008 | 03:19 PM
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Home.

Man, I love driving the Coupe.
I hate driving the rav4



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