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Old Dec 28, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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7 Sex. Sex is a well-known nighttime stress reliever. Healthy sex life enhances your relationship, relaxes your body, releases 'happy' chemicals, and even promotes wellness. And it welcomes sleep.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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8 Avoid alcohol as a sleeping aid. Avoid the use of alcohol in the late evening. The most common myth found among people is that they believe alcohol helps in the sleep. But the fact is alcohol may initially act as sedative, but it produces a number of sleep-impairing effects in the long run.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 09:58 AM
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9 Associate your bed and bedroom with sleep and sex only. Don't watch TV, eat, or read in bed. Although these things help some people sleep, they can also give your brain the idea that bed isn't just for sleeping - and this can keep you awake.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick Koan
Oh hehe.

7 Sex. Sex is a well-known nighttime stress reliever. Healthy sex life enhances your relationship, relaxes your body, releases 'happy' chemicals, and even promotes wellness. And it welcomes sleep.
Where does "Chronic Masturbation" land on that list?
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 09:59 AM
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Where does "Chronic Masturbation" land on that list?
Anywhere you want it to.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:00 AM
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Anywhere you want it to.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:00 AM
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http://www.dumblittleman.com/2007/12...ter-sleep.html

But, what makes me laugh is that the only reason to read this list is if you are worried about it, and the first one tells you not to be worried
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick Koan
Oh hehe.

7 Sex. Sex is a well-known nighttime stress reliever. Healthy sex life enhances your relationship, relaxes your body, releases 'happy' chemicals, and even promotes wellness. And it welcomes sleep.
I love releasing 'happy chemicals'
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:03 AM
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I love releasing 'happy chemicals'
Now us as men most come together and find a way to convince females that our "happy chemicals" when swallowed act as a catalyst that releases an abundance of happy chemicals in their stomach, which makes them have an orgasmic reaction of happyness

Originally Posted by Nick Koan
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But, what makes me laugh is that the only reason to read this list is if you are worried about it, and the first one tells you not to be worried
****ing liberal media making articles to try to make the republicans look worse!
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:07 AM
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Now us as men most come together and find a way to convince females that our "happy chemicals" when swallowed act as a catalyst that releases an abundance of happy chemicals in their stomach, which makes them have an orgasmic reaction of happyness
You know, I remember reading a scientific study about that.

Though, it could have just as easily been a joke article, but honestly I didn't care.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
I love releasing 'happy chemicals'
alllll over her FACE!!!

BAM!!!!!!
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:07 AM
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btw, I just did about the most productive thing I'll do all day. Took 5 minutes.
Old Dec 28, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick Koan
You know, I remember reading a scientific study about that.

Though, it could have just as easily been a joke article, but honestly I didn't care.
It was a fake news report. However in my mind it is not fake and I will still preach it like I read it on wikipedia!
Originally Posted by Nick Koan
btw, I just did about the most productive thing I'll do all day. Took 5 minutes.
Damn those pills are starting to work for you??? Congrats on being able to last 5 minutes finally!




NKoan!!

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btw, I just did about the most productive thing I'll do all day. Took 5 minutes.
I'm gonna go churn some doodoo butter, it will probably take 15.
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I'm gonna go churn some doodoo butter, it will probably take 15.
This post if full of win!



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