filet

 

I would like a rib eye.

 

I got your rib eye right here.

If you know what I mean.

 

How about a new york striiiiiiiiiiiiiip?

 

The reason he can't post stories about woman is because he has no stories.... Seriously... look over his posts, he HAS told us meaningless stories about how he almost talked to a gir... like the time he made his stylist feel awkward because he started hitting on her. He posts about him going to go drink with other dudes all the time. I don't know about recently since i've had him blocked for some time now. It's much better that way. He's a waste of my bandwith.... Not to mention why would I take anything from a guy who uses Myspace for appearance tips... Glasses On? or Off?

 

/me waits for the hilarity to ensue

 

Your mom is a New York strip.

 

You know I love it when you use food as metaphors.

 

sorry Ricky, fail again.

 

Nothing turns me and my fat aunt Clare on more!

 

Attn Soggy, breaking news:Hello kitty for men

 

Squeeze me macaroni. Slap your face with my bologna.

 

I came

 

Well, your mom is a kumquat...Ah hell, I fail.

 

a CumTwat?