Friday!!
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Sorry, i needed some money for xmas ganja
Mmmm scrambled eggs with pepper jack cheese and tabasco hot sauce ftw
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So my boss asks McJerk to go run some errands, and as soon as he's gone the bossman turns to me and asks, "Do you keep a gun at home?"
"Sorry," I reply, "wife won't let me keep one."
Then I look up and see a stack of boxed lug wrenches on the top shelf that we got in last week, for a service bulletin on the new '07 MDX because the first batch of them were shipped with wrenches that won't allow you to drop the spare tire down. I reached up and pulled one down off the shelf and handed it to him.
"Here ya go, you can use this to club him like a baby seal."
The bestest part is, for some reason Stroker McJerk thought it was "Bring Your Adolescent Son to Work Day", so junior gets to see his old man in action! :rotfl:
"Sorry," I reply, "wife won't let me keep one."
Then I look up and see a stack of boxed lug wrenches on the top shelf that we got in last week, for a service bulletin on the new '07 MDX because the first batch of them were shipped with wrenches that won't allow you to drop the spare tire down. I reached up and pulled one down off the shelf and handed it to him.
"Here ya go, you can use this to club him like a baby seal."
The bestest part is, for some reason Stroker McJerk thought it was "Bring Your Adolescent Son to Work Day", so junior gets to see his old man in action! :rotfl:
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Originally Posted by T-Will
I don't get it, you're going to club him to death? 
And you know of course that I'm kidding.
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
Man I'm going nuckin futs sitting at home all day. I hope I hear back from the City of Reno soon about the interview I had wednesday.
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
Man I'm going nuckin futs sitting at home all day. I hope I hear back from the City of Reno soon about the interview I had wednesday.
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Originally Posted by Snot Rod
I musta missed the first part of this story. What j0rb did you apply for?
Originally Posted by sublime1
Chipotel for dinner last FTW! No double assburnplosion today!
Hate.
You.
!!!!!!
I went there...and n00000b'd the Fawk out. 38mins AFTER they closed.