Who ordered this extra Monday feeling?

 

Stupid holidays in the middle of the week.

Woke up feeling like a Saturday and it was wonderful until about midday when I realized that I would have to go to work tomorrow.

 

Was pretty darn tired this morning.

Half day tomorrow then the whales vagina for a handful of days

 

 

Looks like the weather forecast for next week is a bit cooler.

I thought I remember it saying 100+ for all next week. Now its looking like 94-98

 

 

All I saw was a handful of vagina.

 

 

Today is going to be one of those days.

Coworker has been watching "soldier comes home" videos. He's over in his cubicle sniffling hella loud and repeatedly. I finally had to go over and say something.

Me: "If those videos are so upsetting, stop watching them."
Cw: [eyes bloodshot and cheeks covered in tears] "They're not upsetting. It's quite the opposite."
Me: "Well, you look and sound upset. Also, you're sniffling very loudly and repeatedly."
Cw: [confused] "I'm not *sniff* sniffling. *sniff* I don't sniffle. *sniff*"

I just walked away.

I get back to my desk and I get an email that was forwarded to me by boss (Section Chief) from his boss (Branch Chief).

Original email:
"I work in [a city NOT in California] with a welding fabrication facility. We want to compliment our current inspection capabilities by adding radiographic inspection using isotope Cobalt 60 or Iridium 192. I was on line seeking information on this task. I came across your Web site and thought you might be able to steer me in the right direction or provide a point of contact to began this process. For starts, what is the time frame for this activity.

Regards,
[withheld]"

Email from Branch to Section:
"See email from gentleman in [not California]. Please assist."

Email from Section to me:
"See email from gentleman in [not California] regarding radiography. Please assist."

They both acknowledged the guy was not from California, but instead of telling him to go to that State's radiation control agency to ask about getting a license, they just forwarded it down the food chain.

I respond to the original email:
"Good morning, [withheld].

If you are wanting to use or possess radioactive materials in the State of [not California], you will need to contact the Radiation Control Bureau of the [not California] Department of Environment. The bureau chief is [that guy]. They can be reached at ***-***-**** or via email at [that.guy]@**.**."

To which I get the following response:
"Oh. OK."

Hey. I'm moving to Australia. I'm going to get a driver's license from Iceland and apply for citizenship on Mars.

 

Sounds about right

 

haha prev boss did that all the time.
the best part was the follow up of "yup, that's exactly what I was going to say too, thanks"

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU!!!???????

 

they get paid too much for that

 

I wish I got paid too much.