Originally Posted by GT35 STI

"The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb *** put her up there to begin with."

Originally Posted by GT35 STI

"The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb *** put her up there to begin with."

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

funny part is I heard that joke a while ago, but it was with Obama.

Originally Posted by GT35 STI

right i've heard this joke maybe half a dozen times with different political people, but none have ever been as accurate as the one I just posted

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

holy ****.. are you saying that this is more meaningful with palin as the subject over GW ???

Originally Posted by soggynoodles

don't derail the daily thread please :I

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

holy ****.. are you saying that this is more meaningful with palin as the subject over GW ???

Originally Posted by GT35 STI

Sadly yes, we have officially found someone more of a religious freak and more retarded than bush. I truly am in shock. I'd honestly rather vote bush in for another 4 then have this ***** be president

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

do you want this thread to be about oranges again?

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

Is there a Palin for President campaign that I am unaware of?

Originally Posted by irrational x

niello Porsche had one weeks ago

Originally Posted by GT35 STI

Yes, it's called a old man with a ****ed up heart that has a very high chance of not making it through his term

Originally Posted by PURIST

lol. I got kicked off the premisses by a grunt salesman. haha