Drunken Thursday!!!!
09-18-2008, 01:45 PM
#94
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Oh, it was not meant to be a zing.
Simply pointing out the irony when a dude says, "I'm gonna screw me a *****" and is, self admitly, a *****.
In addition, I don't get the whole "she's a *****" simply because she has sex.
Simply pointing out the irony when a dude says, "I'm gonna screw me a *****" and is, self admitly, a *****.
In addition, I don't get the whole "she's a *****" simply because she has sex.
09-18-2008, 02:19 PM
#98
http://www.joblo.com/hasselhoff-the-ninja
In truly one of the more bizarre stories I've reported on in the last few years, it seems that a sequel to the 1997 Chris Farley film BEVERLY HILLS NINJA has been given the greenlight and will star David Hasselhoff? Yup, BEVERLY HILLS NINJA 2 will begin filming on October 6th with Hasselhoff, Lucas Grabeel (HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL) and Lin Chiling set to star. The film will follow an orphaned boy who wants to be a ninja but gets mixed up with a crime syndicate while searching for his parents. Hasselhoff's character is named (wait for it....) Ansel LaDouche and is described as being an evil action movie superstar. The movie has little or nothing to do with the Farley original other than it has a vaguely similar plot and writer of the original Mitch Klebanoff will return to direct. Why they're bothering to remake a movie that wasn't very good to begin with (even star Chris Rock called it the "worst piece of ****") is beyond me. We'll have a chance to ask those questions and more when the start of production press conference takes place on October 4th in South Korea where the film will be shot. Seriously.
09-18-2008, 03:42 PM
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So I went to the cafeteria for lunch today, I asked if I could get some chicken with rice, but they said they're only putting the chicken on the pasta and I didn't want the pasta (WTF?).
They said I could have a sausage on the rice, so I said "sure". They put the sausage on the rice and before they handed it over I asked if they could put a couple meatballs on the rice too. As they put the meatballs on the rice, it was too late, I realized what I had done and started cracking up. There on my lunch plate was a sausage with two meatballs.
As I sat down to eat lunch with my coworkers, I gave a disclaimer not to get too excited when they see my meal (directed towards the females and gay guy at the table). The gay guy mentioned that it was a pretty small sausage.
They said I could have a sausage on the rice, so I said "sure". They put the sausage on the rice and before they handed it over I asked if they could put a couple meatballs on the rice too. As they put the meatballs on the rice, it was too late, I realized what I had done and started cracking up. There on my lunch plate was a sausage with two meatballs.
As I sat down to eat lunch with my coworkers, I gave a disclaimer not to get too excited when they see my meal (directed towards the females and gay guy at the table). The gay guy mentioned that it was a pretty small sausage.
09-18-2008, 03:43 PM
#103
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So I went to the cafeteria for lunch today, I asked if I could get some chicken with rice, but they said they're only putting the chicken on the pasta and I didn't want the pasta (WTF?).
They said I could have a sausage on the rice, so I said "sure". They put the sausage on the rice and before they handed it over I asked if they could put a couple meatballs on the rice too. As they put the meatballs on the rice, it was too late, I realized what I had done and started cracking up. There on my lunch plate was a sausage with two meatballs.
As I sat down to eat lunch with my coworkers, I gave a disclaimer not to get too excited when they see my meal (directed towards the females and gay guy at the table).
They said I could have a sausage on the rice, so I said "sure". They put the sausage on the rice and before they handed it over I asked if they could put a couple meatballs on the rice too. As they put the meatballs on the rice, it was too late, I realized what I had done and started cracking up. There on my lunch plate was a sausage with two meatballs.
As I sat down to eat lunch with my coworkers, I gave a disclaimer not to get too excited when they see my meal (directed towards the females and gay guy at the table).
