so this happened to my nose at the gym... and when i tried to leave i found this... discuss!

 

nice nose. What the hell kind of parking job is that? Did you put your foot into there door after you backed out?

 

One time i parked at a king game, and I was perfectly dead center and for those that don't know kings game parking spaces are TIGHT where one person can **** up an entire section of parking spots basically...

Well I was dead center, if anything a fraction more to the other side... and this ***** comes and parks IN, not on the line.... IN my spot... so i walk up... open my door as far as I could.... I couldn't even get in, not even close..... so I push in her fender a little... oh look I can almost get in... BAM!!!!!.... Now there is room.... get in the car and drive off, I would have hated to see what her door/fender looked like

 

i was too pissed off, too much in a hurry, too much in pain to even worry about that.. but that really pissed me off more, this car was on the OTHER side of the line OMFG! but yah i was worried abotu where the hell my face was at

 

He's a Mac ***...what do you expect? Everything has to be easy for them, and parking is not an easy task.

 

Damn that sucks.

This is what you do

1. Get a used old key
2. Leave a note on the car with the old key. You can write whatever that comes into mind.
3. Stick the note and key with superglue on the car

orrrrrrrrrrrr


Lay a hot steamer on thier hood.


sorry to hear about your nose though.

 

its some1 who goes to the same 24 hr fit as me, so ill be looking for that car the next time im there and im definitely leaving a "note"

 

note?? no, don't bother just invest in superglue,pennies and some gloves. nobody likes pennies superglued to there windshield.

 

taking that into serious consideration, i was also thinking of sticking a pebble into the tip of their valve stem on a or several tires.. so the air slowly bleeds out or super gluing pennies to the key slot on all doors .. im looking for a subtle but COMPLETE ownage.. paybacks a *****!

 

put bologna slices all over there car. I don't know how long it takes to start messing up the paint but it will at least smell bad.

 

Pour sour milk into their ventilation.

 

Carry spare key blanks. Snap them off in the door and trunk locks if it's an older or inexpensive car that probably doesn't have keyless entry. Also carry a valve core remover. Remove one, so they have a nice puddle when they come out, and just slightly loosen the other 3 to cause slow leaks.

 

on a related note, someone apparently had an explosive case of diarrhea on the front door of the office i work at. i can definitely vouch for how effectively that grabs people's attention!

 

LMAO where do you work?

 

oh WTF!? sounds like T-Will's been eating too much Chitpotle. gut rot FTL.......