salad bar is serious buisness

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...58/detail.html

 

First Golfland, now Chuck E. Cheese - pretty soon we won't be able to hang out at any of the fun places.

 

He got hit with a stun gun for stealing salad at Chuck's??

Damn, that's hardcore.

 

I want to get tasered once just to be able to say that I've been tasered.

 

That's re-god-damn-diculous!....Aren't these the same people that ran the car-train down that icy hill? What's with that town?

 

Come out to the next meet.

 

You buy the taser, I'll do the taserin

 

the plain zap-zap kind or the kind with the darts?

 

There has to be more to this story.
I wonder if he tried to toss his salad...

 

zap-zap is for pussies. darts all the way. I want to do it somewhere soft, so I don't give myself a concussion. I'll check on rental prices for those kiddie inflato-jump house thingys. Kill two birds with one stone. Then I won't have to worry about cleaning up the urine... just hose it down and blame it on kids.

Depending on how much and how many of you guy's will pay to taser me, maybe well make it a tsunami relief fund raiser or something.

 

I'll through in a $20 to watch. But if you die then I wasn't there.

 

I have a strong heart.

 

IIRC, "tazers" have the darts, and "stun-guns" are the ones like a short cattle-prod that you just poke-zap the salad theif with.

 

So should I start a meet thread? I'm scared someone might steal it from me.

 

¿que?