This hard-*** coyote stared me down on Waterman in Elk Grove today.

I'm heading south and I see this coyote on the side of the road up ahead. He trots his way into the middle of my lane and just stands there staring at me like, "yeah, what the **** are you going to do about it."

I lay on the horn and slow down.

nothing...

I come to a complete stop as does the person coming at me in the opposite lane.

The coyote looks me in the eye.

I blow the horn again.

He glances at the other driver, back at me and then trots off the other side of the road.

I look back as I pass and that b1tch is maddogging me as I leave.

"That's right, you drive away you panty-waist cager or so help me..."

OMFGWTH?!??!?!

 

My bad. I didn't know it was you.

 

ax3h0l3!!~

 

was it this coyote?:

heez HARD!

 

That happened to me before when i was in the mtns off of 80 riding an atv... i swear it was a wolf but everyone told me thats impossible

 

you were stoned.



doper.

 

you needed to have a staring contest. If you let them stare you down, they think they are the alpha male

there will be none of that in this house

 

:rotfl:


ahh that was my old hood

 

well considering wolves don't live around here....

 

That happened to me with a deer in my driveway one time. I turned and started to head up it and there were two deer. I had an atmospheric BOV at the time so I reved, the BOV went off, and the deer bolted

 

hey, he was high.

 

egg zachary
put down the peace pipe, son.

 

well we kinda did take over their natural habitat.