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Car forum humor
What's going on in the car forums?
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
- - -Will I beat a mustang GT?
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
VW GTI forum
- - - why does everything break when I try to change my oil?
Supra forum
- - - Dude I just talked to Nick Hogan and man hes grounded for good
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a Veyron tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I get the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
- - - Its not a neon its an srt-4
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a pontiac g6 steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
Pontiac GTO forums
- - -Did you see the GTO in the Transformers movie?
s2000 forum
- - - I need to loose weight, the seats keep shrinking
Jeep Forum
- - - everything was going good until i got stuck in the mud today and this landrover pulled me out (pics)
Landrover forum
- - - ran circles around some moron in a jeep today(pics)
Evo Forum
- - - Clutch group buy is done stop pming me!
350z forums
- - - Nismo 350z rims for sale
infiiniti G35 Forums
- - - looking for skyline stickers
Colbalt SS forum
- - - so does the rear wing actually add downforce?
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
- - -Will I beat a mustang GT?
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
VW GTI forum
- - - why does everything break when I try to change my oil?
Supra forum
- - - Dude I just talked to Nick Hogan and man hes grounded for good
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a Veyron tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I get the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
- - - Its not a neon its an srt-4
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a pontiac g6 steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
Pontiac GTO forums
- - -Did you see the GTO in the Transformers movie?
s2000 forum
- - - I need to loose weight, the seats keep shrinking
Jeep Forum
- - - everything was going good until i got stuck in the mud today and this landrover pulled me out (pics)
Landrover forum
- - - ran circles around some moron in a jeep today(pics)
Evo Forum
- - - Clutch group buy is done stop pming me!
350z forums
- - - Nismo 350z rims for sale
infiiniti G35 Forums
- - - looking for skyline stickers
Colbalt SS forum
- - - so does the rear wing actually add downforce?
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crap like that is why my membership at g35driver.com lasted like 2 days. skyline stickers and smoked tails...
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I have seen the first part of that list before, the 2nd part had some really good additions 
the DSM forums should also have a group buy on short blocks
the DSM forums should also have a group buy on short blocks
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