NSA may not describe what I'm looking for.
Maybe it should be SSA. Some strings attached.
Are there ever "no" strings attached?

I'm a sexy woman looking for an ongoing
relationship with a man who is willing
to trade blow jobs for web help.

I have a lot of web ideas that I want
to put out there, and I don't have a
boyfriend, so why not?

Just to make it clear what I'm offering:

If you can make a committment to come
over to my house a few times a week
for about a month, then every time
you give me one hour of help, I will
give you a fifteen minute blow job.
(This is so you don't think a blow
job lasts forever! ;-)

I'd really be happy to get these
websites off the ground. You need
to know precisely how to set up
websites from scratch and be able
to explain the whole thing to me
in detail.

I need training, you (and I) get
some hot sexy fun out of it.