Dirty sanchez!!!

 

i thought she was married

 

Lets take some E!

 

oooooooooo..first bike commute of the year. The new CF hotness HAULS ***. Average speed was just under 19mph before all the stop lights, just over 18 after. Now I'm trying to get our HP rep to buy me lunch

 

wouldnt it be easier to fly to work, clark....

 

My cape is in the shop.

 

i thought you derived your power from the yellow sun...

 

Boo for getting an hours sleep...

Yay for beating guts

And @ my sister having one of my ex's over & her having to listen to me smack some *****es cheeks

 

Common mistake made by mere mortals. The cape provides the lift.

 

you had sexorz with on of your sister's ex's?
Unless your sister's a lesbo...ummm yea....

 

right after the gf's sister got a divorce she moved back home and was 1 room away from gf's room. i used to throw the meat extra hard just to keep her awake and lonely at night...


god i hate that *****

 

this spy photo provides contrary evidence.

 

i need to take a **** soon.

 

Hahaha the best part is the ex got fat as **** now so she had to sit there & listen to this girl pulling the carpet up knowing her moocow *** is never getting it again

They tried turning the TV up loud, didnt work

 

No cape no lift, that's how I broke my leg.